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    The bishop and the donkey

    I promise, the last joke for today, after hogging the board ... grin

    The Bishop and the donkey

    The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S A&& OUT FRONT.

    The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the local paper headline

    read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S A&&.

    This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.

    The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST A&& IN TOWN.

    The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.

    The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS A&& FOR $10.

    This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day the headlines

    read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER A&& IS WILD AND FREE.

    The bishop was buried the next day.

    The moral of the story is....being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery...and even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life... Stop worrying about everyone else's a&& and you'll be a lot happier and live longer! Have a nice day!
    Paddy
    Time's fun when you're having flies. - Kermit the Frog - eace:

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    The bishop and the donkey

    i have heard this before and is is just as good this time! thank you so much.

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      The bishop and the donkey

      :H That's good enough for my fridge!
      The only thing worth stealing is a kiss...:flower: zwink:

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