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    Double Entendres

    12 of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres ever aired on British TV and radio:

    1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - 'This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.'

    2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - 'Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.'

    3. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - 'And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!'

    4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - 'Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew.'

    5. US PGA Commentator - 'One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them. Oh my god !! What have I just said??'

    6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live' said: 'You'd eat beaver if you could get it.'

    7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, 'So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?' Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!

    8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: 'Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday.'

    9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on 'Look North' said: 'There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this. '

    10 Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on 'Sky Sports': 'Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets.'

    11. Michael Buerk on watching Philippa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: 'They seem cold out there. They're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts.'

    12.. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: 'Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny; other weeks he prefers to do it by himself.'
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    Priceless!!!
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      Those were great!

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        Brilliant xxx
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          Chris Tarrant discussing the first Millionaire winner Judith Keppel on ‘This Morning’: “She was practising fastest finger first on her own in bed last night.”

          Jack Burnicle was talking about Colin Edwards’ tyre choice on World Superbike racing:
          “Colin had a hard on in practice earlier, and I bet he wishes he had a hard on now.”

          ‘Winning Post’s’ Stewart Machin commentating on jockey Tony McCoy’s
          formidable lead:
          “Tony has a quick look between his legs and likes what he sees.”

          Ross King discussing relays with champion runner Phil Redmond:
          “Well Phil, tell us about your amazing third leg.”

          James Allen interviewing Ralf Schumacher at a Grand Prix, asked:
          “What does it feel like being rammed up the backside by Barrichello?”

          Steve Ryder covering the US Masters:
          “Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69.”

          Willie Carson was telling Claire Balding how jockeys prepare for a big race
          when he said: “They usually have four or five dreams a night about coming from different positions.”

          Metro Radio:
          “Julian Dicks is everywhere. It’s like they’ve got eleven Dicks on the field.”
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          awprint: RUBY Imagine yourself doing What you love and loving What you do, Being happy From the inside Out, experiencing your Dreams wide awake, Being creative, being Unique, being you - changing things to the way YOU know they can BE - Living the Life you Always imagined.awprint:

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