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    Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in
    horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men
    playing the next hole.

    The ball hit one of the men.

    He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

    The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. 'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me, she told him.

    'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands there at his groin.

    At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside.

    She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, 'How does that feel'?

    He replied: It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken!
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    Golf anyone

    :H:H:H:H now that was LOL

    Heres another golf one back at ya.

    Golf Panties

    The Swede's wife stepped up to the tee,
    As she bent over to place her ball, a gust of wind blew her skirt up and revealed her lack of underwear.
    "Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any skivvies?!!" Ole demanded.
    "Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any." she replied.
    The Swede immediately reached into his pocket and said, "For the sake of decency, here's $50. Go buy yourself some underwear."

    Next, the Irishman's wife bent over to set her ball on the tee.
    Her skirt also blew up to show that she, too, is wearing no undies.
    "Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?"
    She replied, "I can't afford any on the little money you give me."
    Patrick reached into his pocket and said, "For the sake of decency, here's $20. Go out and buy yourself some underwear!"

    Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bent over. The wind also took her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, was naked.
    "Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where the friggin hell are yer drawers?"
    She too explained, 'You dinna give me enough money to be able at affarrd any."
    The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and said, "Well, fer the love 'o decency, woman---here's a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit."
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      #3
      Golf anyone

      :H:H:H:H love 'em xxx
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        #4
        Golf anyone

        lame

        How lame was this joke!!!

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          #5
          Golf anyone

          omg too funny
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