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    The Farmer And The Rooster

    A farmer buys a new rooster for his hen-yard. The rooster goes right to work having his way with every hen, over and over again till some pass out from exhaustion. Then the rooster starts on the ducks, and does the same thing. On to the geese, then the turkeys, all day every day until all the fowl are too exhausted to move, much less lay eggs! The next morning, the farmer looks out and sees the rooster lying on his back in the farm yard, not moving, with buzzards circling above his head. The farmer runs out and looks down at the rooster, says "Well, I guess you finally killed yourself with all that sex!"
    The rooster opens one eye, motions the farmer away, then winks with a sly look and points upward to the buzzards.
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    The Farmer And The Rooster

    Ha! Ruby.....Love that one. I love them bird jokes....Here's one: " Have you heard about the Oh No Bird........It has 3 inch legs and 6 inch gonads...every time he goes in for a landing..."Oh no, oh no, oh no ! Ha! IAD
    ?Be who you are and say what you feel because
    those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.?
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