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    childbirth at 65

    With all the
    new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine
    was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went
    home, I went to visit.

    'May I see the
    new baby?' I asked

    'Not yet,' She
    said 'I'll make coffee and we can chat for a while
    first.'

    Thirty minutes
    had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'

    'No, not yet,'
    She said.

    After another
    few minutes had elapsed,

    I asked again,
    'May I see the baby now?'

    'No,
    not yet,' replied my friend.

    Growing very
    impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'

    'WHEN HE CRIES!'
    she told me.

    'WHEN HE CRIES?' I
    demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'

    'BECAUSE I FORGOT
    WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!


    :congratulatory: Clean & Sober since 13/01/2009 :congratulatory:

    Until one is committed there is always hesitant thoughts.
    I know enough to know that I don't know enough.

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    #2
    childbirth at 65

    LMAO!!! Classic..
    "It's not your job to like me, it's mine!"

    AF 10th May 2010
    NF 12th May 2010

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      #3
      childbirth at 65

      ha ha great x
      The mind will intellectualize it, the heart will emotionalize it, yet the gut never lies.

      https://www.mywayout.org/community/f9/girly-wirly-s-toolbox-2-45452.html

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        #4
        childbirth at 65

        hahahahahahhahaha.
        AF since 15th March 2010

        The journey is the goal. As long as you're fighting the good fight and you're not giving up on giving up, you're winning. It's not about how often you get knocked down, it's about how often you get up again. Sobriety the goal for sure. But striving to get to that goal is what it's about. Not getting there. Because the journey never ends. The journey is the goal.

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          #5
          childbirth at 65

          LOVE IT!!!
          “Outside of a dog a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read”

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