A passenger plane has just landed at Glasgow airport and after coming to a halt, the Pilot gives his usual speech, but forgets to switch off the intercom.
The Co-pilot asks the Pilot what he has got planned for the rest of the evening, and the Pilot replies, "First, I am going for a shite and then I am gonna bang the arse off that new wee stewardess" Unaware every passenger has just heard him !!
The wee stewardess is mortified and starts to run up to the cockpit to confront him, but trips and falls right before the cockpit door.
A wee Glasgow wummin helps her up and says to her.........
"Take yer time Hen, he`s goin fur a shite first
The Co-pilot asks the Pilot what he has got planned for the rest of the evening, and the Pilot replies, "First, I am going for a shite and then I am gonna bang the arse off that new wee stewardess" Unaware every passenger has just heard him !!
The wee stewardess is mortified and starts to run up to the cockpit to confront him, but trips and falls right before the cockpit door.
A wee Glasgow wummin helps her up and says to her.........
"Take yer time Hen, he`s goin fur a shite first
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