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    Chicken?

    A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perked up and said, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!'

    'What a coincidence' the farmer said. 'This is a special day for me. I am celebrating.'

    'This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating,' said the woman.'

    'What a coincidence!' said the farmer.

    As they clinked glasses he added, 'What are you celebrating?'

    'My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!'

    'What a coincidence!' said the man. 'I'm a chicken farmer and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized eggs.'

    'That's great!' said the woman, 'How did your chickens become fertile?'

    'I used a different cock,' he replied.

    The woman smiled, clinked his glass and said, 'What a coincidence!'

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    OMG!!! you are a BAD girl ! LOL

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      #3
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      :H:H:H
      “Outside of a dog a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read”

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        propartychief;887003 wrote: OMG!!! you are a BAD girl ! LOL
        HA! So says the a a a ...never mind ...

        Start by doing what's necessary, then what's possible and suddenly you are doing the impossible.


        St. Francis of Assisi

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          Solitaire YOUR NAUGHTY MIND JUST KIDDING VERY GOOD!!!

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