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    Red neck Medical Terms.....

    Redneck Medical Terms

    Benign - What you be, after you be eight.
    Artery - The study of paintings
    Bacteria - Back door to cafeteria
    Barium - what doctors do when patients die
    Cesarean section - a neighborhood in Rome
    Cat scan - searching for kitty
    Cauterize - made eye contact with her
    Colic - a sheep dog
    coma- a punctuation mark
    D & C - Where Washington is
    Dilate - to live long
    Enema - Not a friend
    Fester - quicker than someone else
    Fibula - a small lie
    Genital - a non-Jewish person
    GI series - world series of military baseball
    Hangnail - what you hang your coat on
    Impotent - distinguished, well-known
    Labor pain - getting hurt at work
    medical staff - a doctor's cane
    Morbid - a higher offer
    Nitrates - cheaper than day rates
    Node - I knew it
    Outpatient - a person who has fainted
    Pap Smear - A fatherhood test
    Pelvis - second cousin to Elvis
    Post Operative - a letter carrier
    Recovery room - place to do upholstery
    Rectum - darn near killed him
    Secretion - hiding something
    Seizure - a Roman emperor
    Tablet - a small table
    Terminal Illness - getting sick at the airport
    Tumor - one plus one more
    Urine - opposite of you're out
    Varicose - nearby / close by

    Have a nice Day.....IADl
    ?Be who you are and say what you feel because
    those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.?
    Dr. Seuss
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    #2
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    Holy crap, I thought I needed a heimlich maneuver after going through the list. Stupidly funny. Tears in the eyes funny. LMAO
    “Outside of a dog a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read”

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      My son came home from school one day and excitedly told me told me they'd learned how to save a person from choking.....................the omelet remover!! :H
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        rubywillow;894460 wrote: My son came home from school one day and excitedly told me told me they'd learned how to save a person from choking.....................the omelet remover!! :H
        True
        For some reason the simple stupid stuff just makes me howl :H
        “Outside of a dog a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read”

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          #5
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          lol iad too funny and ruby good one
          :beach: life does change as long as you are willing to change yourself ..
          best thing about the future it comes one day at a time..

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            Not sure why these very idiotic one liners didn't have a broader appeal. Between the red neck terms and some lines Oney used in the tigger thread, I think I'm healed. Just very funny. Maybe it's just little ole me!?
            “Outside of a dog a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read”

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              tlrgs;894468 wrote: lol iad too funny and ruby good one
              Thank you T I was feeling I was the only connoisseur of this type of humor
              “Outside of a dog a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read”

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                I came back for another fix LMAO AGAIN!!!
                “Outside of a dog a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read”

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                  #9
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                  How the feck have i mised these...DEADLY!! LMAO!
                  "It's not your job to like me, it's mine!"

                  AF 10th May 2010
                  NF 12th May 2010

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