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Saint Jude
October 29th, 2006, 01:58 PM
They always ask at the doctor's office why you
are there, and you have to
answer in front of others what's wrong and
sometimes it is embarrassing.

There's nothing worse than a Doctor's
Receptionist who insists
you tell her what is wrong with you in a room
full of other patients. I
know most of us have experienced this, and I
love the way this old guy
handled it.

An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting
room and approached the
desk.... The Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what
are you seeing the Doctor
for today?"

"There's something wrong with my dick", he
replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, "You
shouldn't come into a
crowded
waiting room and say things like that."

"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told
you," he said.

The Receptionist replied; "Now you've caused
some embarrassment in this
room full of people. You should have said there
is something wrong with
your ear or something and discussed the problem
further with the Doctor in
private."

The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people
questions in a room full of
strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone.
The man walked out,
waited several minutes and then re-entered.

The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked,
"Yes??"

"There's something wrong with my ear," he
stated.

The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled,
knowing he had
taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your
ear, Sir?"

"I can't piss out of it," he replied. The
waiting room erupted in
laughter.

Mess with seniors and you're gonna lose!


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MKR
October 30th, 2006, 12:07 PM
very funny!

:H :H :H :H Gotta love seniors!