This is so beautiful

[dida]

THE WOMAN POEM:

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep.


One who's handsome, smart, and strong.
One who loves to listen long.


One who thinks before he speaks.
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.


I pray he's rich and self-employed,
And when I spend, won't be annoyed.


Pull out my chair and hold my hand.
Massage my feet and help me stand.

Oh, send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.


I pray this man will love no other.
And relish visits with my mother.


THE MAN POEM:

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
big tits who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking.

This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

[Rags]

This is so beautiful

Well,
aren't I lucky! Mr. Rags just about fits the bill. Except for the self employed $$$$ rich bit.

[coalfire]

This is so beautiful

Ha Ha! And isnt it the truth?!