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    The Ventriloquist

    An oldie, but a goodie........

    > A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a
    > show in a small town. With his dummy on his knee, he
    > starts going through his usual dumb blond jokes. Suddenly, a blond
    > woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: 'I've
    > heard enough of your stupid blond jokes. What makes you think you can
    > stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have
    > to do with her worth as a human being? 'It's guys like you who keep
    > women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and
    > from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your
    > kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blonds,
    > but women in general... and all in the name of humor!'
    >
    >
    > The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blond
    > yells, 'You stay out of this, Mister! I'm talking to that little shit
    > on your knee!'
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    The Ventriloquist

    Ruby, too funny! I sent this to my husband- he got a good laugh, too!
    It's always YOUR choice!

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