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    Baptising the Irish

    An Irish man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptising people in the river.

    He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost
    overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk, 'Are you ready to find Jesus?' The drunk shouts, 'Yes, oi am.'

    So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up and asks the drunk, 'Brother have you found Jesus?'
    The drunk replies, 'No, oi haven't found Jesus.' The preacher shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again for a little longer.
    He again pulls him out of the water and asks again, 'Have you found Jesus me brother?' The drunk again answers, 'No, oi I haven't
    found Jesus.'

    By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk in the water again - but this time holds him down for about
    30 seconds and when he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up. The preacher again asks the drunk, 'For the love of God have you
    found Jesus?'

    Are you ready for this????
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    The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher, 'Are you sure this is where he fell in?'


    :congratulatory: Clean & Sober since 13/01/2009 :congratulatory:

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    Baptising the Irish

    Bad, bad Mario :H :H :H

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      Baptising the Irish

      :H:H:H
      It could be worse, I could be filing.
      AF since 7/7/2009

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        Baptising the Irish

        loved it:H:H:H:H
        AF 5/jan/2011

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          Baptising the Irish

          One of the best ones yet.!!! I told my partner this when he rang home from work this morning and he was in stitches too. Love it!!!
          I am a sobriety tart. AA/Smart/RR philosophy, meds/diet/exercise/prayer,rabbbits feet/four leaf clovers/horseshoes. Yes please.I will have them all thank you very much.Bring them on


          There is no way the bottle is going to be stronger than I am.

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