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    The Love Dress

    A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son's house.

    She knocked on the door then immediately walked in.

    She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.



    "What are you doing?!" she asked.


    "I'm waiting for Mike to come home from work," the daughter-in- law answered.



    "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.

    ?This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.


    "Love dress? But you're naked!"



    "Mike loves me and wants me to wear this dress," she explained." It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me"


    The mother-in-law left.


    When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and lay on the couch, waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively.



    "What are you doing?" he asked.


    "This is my love dress," she whispered sensually.


    "Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?



    He never even heard the gunshot

    #2
    The love dress

    Hahahah! Love it!!
    Living now and not just existing since 9th July 2008
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      #3
      The love dress

      LMAO!!
      "It's not your job to like me, it's mine!"

      AF 10th May 2010
      NF 12th May 2010

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        #4
        The love dress

        Thats funny


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          #5
          The love dress

          Very good. I have been thinking about some heavy drinking topics all morning and I needed a laugh. That did it!
          I am a sobriety tart. AA/Smart/RR philosophy, meds/diet/exercise/prayer,rabbbits feet/four leaf clovers/horseshoes. Yes please.I will have them all thank you very much.Bring them on


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