Towards the end a day at the golf course, Bruce
hit his ball into the woods and found it in a patch of
pretty yellow buttercups.
Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up
thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch.
All of a sudden . .. .POOF!! In a flash and puff
of smoke, a little old woman appeared.
She said, 'I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how
long it took me to make those buttercups? Just for doing
what you have done, you won't have any butter for your
popcorn for the rest of your life: better still, you won't
have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life...
As a matter of fact, you'll never have any
butter for anything the rest of your life!!!
Then POOF! . .. she was gone!
After Dave recovered from the shock, he hollered
for his friend, 'Fred, where are you?'
Fred yells back 'I'm over here in the pus * y willows.'
Dave shouts back, 'DON'T SWING, FRED!!
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T SWING!
hit his ball into the woods and found it in a patch of
pretty yellow buttercups.
Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up
thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch.
All of a sudden . .. .POOF!! In a flash and puff
of smoke, a little old woman appeared.
She said, 'I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how
long it took me to make those buttercups? Just for doing
what you have done, you won't have any butter for your
popcorn for the rest of your life: better still, you won't
have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life...
As a matter of fact, you'll never have any
butter for anything the rest of your life!!!
Then POOF! . .. she was gone!
After Dave recovered from the shock, he hollered
for his friend, 'Fred, where are you?'
Fred yells back 'I'm over here in the pus * y willows.'
Dave shouts back, 'DON'T SWING, FRED!!
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T SWING!