A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, "
>I
> >>> clocked
> >>> you at 80 miles per hour, sir."
> >>>
> >>> The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at
>60, perhaps
> >>> your radar gun needs calibrating."
> >>>
> >>> Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: "Now don't be
>silly
> >>> dear,
> >>> you know that this car doesn't have cruise control."
> >>>
> >>> As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at
>his wife
> >>> and growls, "Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?"
> >>>
> >>> The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful your
>radar
> >>> detector went off when it did."
> >>>
> >>> As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal
>radar
> >>> detector
>&g t;>> unit, t he man glowers at his wife and says through clenched
>teeth,
> >>> "Damit, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?"
> >>>
> >>> The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not
>wearing your
> >>> seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine."
> >>> The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but
>took it
> >>> off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out
>of my
> >>> back
> >>> pocket."
> >>>
> >>> The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't
>have your
> >>> seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're
>driving."
> >>>
> >>> And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the
>driver
> >>> turns to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??"
> >>>
> >>> The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your
>husband alway s
> >>> talk to you this way, Ma'am?"
> >>>
> >>> I love this part....
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> "Only when he's been drinking
>
>I
> >>> clocked
> >>> you at 80 miles per hour, sir."
> >>>
> >>> The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at
>60, perhaps
> >>> your radar gun needs calibrating."
> >>>
> >>> Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: "Now don't be
>silly
> >>> dear,
> >>> you know that this car doesn't have cruise control."
> >>>
> >>> As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at
>his wife
> >>> and growls, "Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?"
> >>>
> >>> The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful your
>radar
> >>> detector went off when it did."
> >>>
> >>> As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal
>radar
> >>> detector
>&g t;>> unit, t he man glowers at his wife and says through clenched
>teeth,
> >>> "Damit, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?"
> >>>
> >>> The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not
>wearing your
> >>> seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine."
> >>> The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but
>took it
> >>> off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out
>of my
> >>> back
> >>> pocket."
> >>>
> >>> The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't
>have your
> >>> seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're
>driving."
> >>>
> >>> And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the
>driver
> >>> turns to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??"
> >>>
> >>> The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your
>husband alway s
> >>> talk to you this way, Ma'am?"
> >>>
> >>> I love this part....
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> "Only when he's been drinking
>
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