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    Will I see 80

    Now my 50th birthday is in the past , the question I asked of my doctor was


    Will I Live to see 80?






    Here's something to think about.


    I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. (I just turned 50, OMG didn't think I'd make it LOL)


    A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'


    He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?'


    'Oh no,' I replied.. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'


    Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?


    'I said, 'Not much... my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'


    'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'


    'No, I don't,' I said.


    He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'


    'No,' I said.


    He looked at me and said,.... 'Then, why do you even give a shit


    H
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    ?Oh no....he's awake!! Cos he's bleeding sober again
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