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    GUT / Balls

    We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls. But do you really know the difference between them?

    In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

    GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

    BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

    I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

    Medically, speaking there is No difference in the outcome.

    Both result in death.:goodluck:
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    GUT / Balls

    :H too funny
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