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    Father O'Malley

    Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new Ballina parish.

    He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a donkey lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. Not knowing who else to call, he promptly called the local police station.

    The conversation went like this:

    ''Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?"

    "And the best of the day ter yer good self. This is Father O'Malley at St. Francis Xavier Catholic Church. There's a donkey lying dead right in der middle of me front lawn "

    Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk, "Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of the last rites!"

    There was dead silence on the line for a long moment and then Father O'Malley replied:

    "Ah, to be sure, that is true; but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin."

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    Father O'Malley

    :H:H:H
    “Outside of a dog a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read”

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      Father O'Malley

      :H:H:H
      Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning.

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        Father O'Malley

        :H:H:H :thanks: needed a good belly laugh right now
        Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! KISS SLOWLY Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. sigpic


        Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders & says...

        ?Oh no....he's awake!! Cos he's bleeding sober again

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          Father O'Malley

          Good one


          :congratulatory: Clean & Sober since 13/01/2009 :congratulatory:

          Until one is committed there is always hesitant thoughts.
          I know enough to know that I don't know enough.

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