10 - You spent Sunday night in jail for cow-tipping ? with your Oldsmobile.
9 - Thanks to you, Jack Daniels stock is up 15 1/4 since Friday.
8 - Your name is Otis and Sheriff Andy has brought you some of Aunt Bea's pancakes.
7 - You're now the proud inventor of the "Slim Jim": Ultra Slim-Fast shakes made with Jim Beam.
6 - Absolut wants to run an ad featuring a picture of your liver in the shape of a bottle.
5 - Yet again, dry cleaner employees greet you with, "Hey, it's Vomit Man!"
4 - The doorman asks for your I.D. just to see how long it'll take you to find your pants.
3 - Your liver, in a fit of pique, leaps out of your abdominal cavity into a pan of frying onions.
2 - Worried friends call Monday morning to make sure you returned the goat.
1 - You're now sober enough to realize "Drink Canada Dry" is a slogan and not a personal challenge.
Just needed a laugh-happy Friday all :l
9 - Thanks to you, Jack Daniels stock is up 15 1/4 since Friday.
8 - Your name is Otis and Sheriff Andy has brought you some of Aunt Bea's pancakes.
7 - You're now the proud inventor of the "Slim Jim": Ultra Slim-Fast shakes made with Jim Beam.
6 - Absolut wants to run an ad featuring a picture of your liver in the shape of a bottle.
5 - Yet again, dry cleaner employees greet you with, "Hey, it's Vomit Man!"
4 - The doorman asks for your I.D. just to see how long it'll take you to find your pants.
3 - Your liver, in a fit of pique, leaps out of your abdominal cavity into a pan of frying onions.
2 - Worried friends call Monday morning to make sure you returned the goat.
1 - You're now sober enough to realize "Drink Canada Dry" is a slogan and not a personal challenge.
Just needed a laugh-happy Friday all :l