An old guy was in Woolworths the other day, pushing his shopping
cart around, when he collided with a young guy also pushing a cart.
He said to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my
wife and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
The young guy says, "That's OK.. It's just a coincidence. I'm
looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little
desperate.
The old guy said, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does
your wife look like?"
The young guy says, ?Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with long
blond hair, green eyes, long legs, big boobs and she's wearing tight
white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"
The old guy said, "Doesn't matter. Let's look for yours."
Most old men are helpful like that.
cart around, when he collided with a young guy also pushing a cart.
He said to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my
wife and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
The young guy says, "That's OK.. It's just a coincidence. I'm
looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little
desperate.
The old guy said, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does
your wife look like?"
The young guy says, ?Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with long
blond hair, green eyes, long legs, big boobs and she's wearing tight
white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"
The old guy said, "Doesn't matter. Let's look for yours."
Most old men are helpful like that.