Little Johnnys Mum announces one night that she must go and see her Sister who is in the dumps and orders Johnnys Dad to cook tea for them both and then leaves for her Sisters..
Johnnys Dad isnt happy with the prospect of cooking and little Johnny is equally unhappy with Burnt Micro Chips for tea, so Dad asks what Johnny wants from the Chippy..
J: Oh, Cod n Chips Dad..
D: Ok son (and off he goes...)
At the chippy, Dad places the order to be told that they have no Cod left..
D: Ok.. Haddock then..
Assistant: Sorry sir.. we have no Fish left apart from this Scandinavian substitute fish called Bastard Haddock.. So called because it has no real parentage
D: Ok.. 2 Chips and 2 Bastard Haddock then.
He leaves with supper and returns home
J: Did you get it Dad?
D: Yes but they didnt have any Cod son... they only had this Bastard Haddock...
J: Oh, i love it when Mums away.... Pass the F*cking Vinegar..
Whack !!!
Johnnys Dad isnt happy with the prospect of cooking and little Johnny is equally unhappy with Burnt Micro Chips for tea, so Dad asks what Johnny wants from the Chippy..
J: Oh, Cod n Chips Dad..
D: Ok son (and off he goes...)
At the chippy, Dad places the order to be told that they have no Cod left..
D: Ok.. Haddock then..
Assistant: Sorry sir.. we have no Fish left apart from this Scandinavian substitute fish called Bastard Haddock.. So called because it has no real parentage
D: Ok.. 2 Chips and 2 Bastard Haddock then.
He leaves with supper and returns home
J: Did you get it Dad?
D: Yes but they didnt have any Cod son... they only had this Bastard Haddock...
J: Oh, i love it when Mums away.... Pass the F*cking Vinegar..
Whack !!!
Comment