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    One Careful Owner


    The following was an actual advertisement in an Irish newspaper.

    Automobile for Sale

    1985 Blue Volkswagen Only 50 miles.
    Only first gear and reverse ever used.

    Never driven hard.
    Original tires.
    Original brakes.

    Original fuel and oil.

    Only 1 driver.
    Owner wishing to sell due to employment lay-off.


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    One Careful Owner

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