D'em pesky women!

[NickC]

OK, if this is supposed to be the guy's forum, how come we get infiltrated all the time by snooping girlies?? Not only that, they are utterly shameless - take the terrible abuse Mackeral suffered about the snip a few weeks ago! It's going to have to be password protected - but then how do we prove we're male?

I believe there's only one sure way - we're all going to have to send in sperm samples to get our passwords!
But even then the more wily minxes could get round it with their seductive ways!

Other suggestions welcome.

[lushy]

D'em pesky women!

LOL Nick. I noticed on the wheels thread that mostly women answered. I wish you luck in trying to secure the guys forum. Whatever tricks you use us pesky women will figure them out........because we are superior beings after all. Just ask Macks.

[Allie]

D'em pesky women!

Exactly Nick... just ask Macks. Oh -- and since Lush and I are both certified MT's... we would be happy to handle all of the medical records accompanying the sperm samples, and will notify you if there are any suspicious findings. We will keep your files on record for five years, and of course, the utmost confidence will be given to your privacy.

[betty boop]

D'em pesky women!

Hi Nick LOL

Yep we're pesky beings, but where would you be without us LOL

Paula xx

[weemelonhead]

D'em pesky women!

Oh puuuurrrlleeezzzzz....you know you like us here!! I must admit though, the first thing I do when I get here is tidy up...pizza boxes, car magazines and ....ooohhh, put THAT back in the bottom of the wardrobe....shame on you! dirty dishes, 4 day old underwear, motorcycle parts on the table???
Now come on...you wouldn't even be able to SEE each other if we didn't pop in every 5 minutes.....
And ostrich, with your head in the sand like that, I can clearly see that THOSE items of bum coverage are in very good need of a buffing....also, pull them up, none of us have ridden here on a bike...

Oh how lucky you are!!! Taking the rubber gloves off.....the soiledmelon

[betty boop]

D'em pesky women!

Melon you are sooooo funny........

We know that the men just can't cope without us, however much they say they can.....

Paula xx

p.s. melon, you should check out the once upon a time thread over in mods, it's really funny and you could join in xx

[weemelonhead]

D'em pesky women!

Yeah...I've looked at that Paula...but it's full of muffin, and muffin means something VERY different in pom de terre land doesn't it???? .....I think I may get hold of the wrong end of the stick (intentionally!!!)
Hahahahaha.............weepornomelon

[betty boop]

D'em pesky women!

Oh you are a naughtyweemelonhead LOL, now we've really taken over the guy's group, must admit that when i 1st started reading it i did question what they were talking about............. but it really is funny ...................

[pansy]

D'em pesky women!

I just don't even need to know ...
Pansy

Well okay, maybe I do ...

Alright, I DEFINITELY do...

Someone, please tell me ...

Melon, I am now accepting PMs ....

[NickC]

D'em pesky women!

See what I mean guys!!!! We're infested.

OK that's it - the pioneering samples' on their way to Allie and Lush.

Actually maybe that wasn't such a good idea. BRB - just need to catch the post guy!

[weemelonhead]

D'em pesky women!

Ok...here's the deal...In England, a muffin is a fluffy phrase for.....please turn away if you are the sort of person who says stinkbunnies instaed of the F word..................... a generous portion of cunnilingus.....!!! See why I was amazed at the main theme of once upon a time??? I thought I'd staggered upon the literary equivalent of MWO does Dallas.....

[Allie]

D'em pesky women!

I can send these samps to a diff address if it would help a bit? Macks.. I think you've been laid up and need a side business....

[Popeye]

D'em pesky women!

Melon,
I had to go to the dictionary again....
'c..u...cun...cunni...cunnil.............:wow:
..and I thought 'Muffin the Mule' was just a TV show......

[NickC]

D'em pesky women!

One of the few titles of a DVD you can find in both the children and adult sections!

You can still say "eating muffins" in polite company because obviously eating and muffin mean the same thing in the other context and therefore doesn't make sense and so..........I think I'll shut up now!

Nice idea Allie but after two journeys across the Atlantic I dont think they'll be of much commercial use!

Anyway, why am I still talking to the girls - get off our forum!

[Saint Jude]

D'em pesky women!

Ahemmm,.... I seem to remember a while back being lured down here by an antriging question... Regarding what women are looking at...

So many of us poor innocents get lured into places like this, by similar means all of the time.:H

Afraid I'll never be the same, after some of the things I've witnessed having been here... :helpme: