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    "Ya know, when I was 25 and got a hard-on, I couldn't bend it with both hands.
    By the time I was 50, I could bend it about 10 degrees if I tried real hard.
    By the time I was 60, I could bend it 20 degrees, no problem.
    I'm gonna be 70 next week, and I can bend it in half with just one hand."


    "So, what's your point?"


    "Well, I'm just wondering how much stronger am I gonna get!?"
    Okay, WHO put a stop payment on my reality check?

    Winning since October 24th, 2013
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    :H:H:H
    “Outside of a dog a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read”

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      #3
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      :H:H:H
      Ignorance can be bliss....
      Psalms 119:45


      ?Start by doing what is necessary, then what is possible, and suddenly you are doing the impossible.?

      St. Francis of Assisi



      I'm not perfect, never will be, but better than I was and not as good as I'm going to be.

      :rays:

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        #4
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        I didn't see that coming. Made me laugh right out loud. Good on ya, ya crazy loon....:H:H
        For every 60 seconds that you are angry, you lose a minute of happiness.
        AF since 10/10/2015:yay:

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          #5
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          Good one


          :congratulatory: Clean & Sober since 13/01/2009 :congratulatory:

          Until one is committed there is always hesitant thoughts.
          I know enough to know that I don't know enough.

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