Turkey recipie

[Nelz]

I saw this on FB, and was doubled over laughing....hope you enjoy it too.


How to cook a turkey
Go buy a turkey.
Take a drink of whiskey (scotch) or Jack Daniels.
Put turkey in the oven.
Take another 2 drinks of whiskey.
Set the degree at 375 ovens
Take 3 more whiskeys of drink.
Turn oven the on.
Take 4 whisks of drinky.
Turk the bastey.
Whiskey another bottle of get.
Stick a turkey in the thermometer
Glass yourself a pour of whiskey.
Bake the whiskey for 4 hours.
Take the oven out of the turkey.
Take the oven out of the turkey.
Floor the turkey up off of the pick.
Turk the carvey.
Get yourself another scottle of botch.
Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey.
Bless the saying, pass and eat out

[Determinator]

Turkey recipie

hahaha! oh man that sounds like some very blurry holidays I've had in years past. whew! sure don't miss that

[sunshine_gg]

Turkey recipie

:H:H:H

Well, I can honestly say: "That was NOT me!"
Now, if you had said wine.... uch: