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    Irish drinking humor!

    HAPPY NEW YEAR



    Patrick walks into a bar in Dublin

    Orders three pints of Guinness & sits in the corner of the room,

    Drinking a sip out of each pint in turn.

    When he had finished all three, He went back to the bar & ordered three
    more.

    The barman says, "You know a pint goes flat soon after I pull it
    ........... Your pint would taste better if you bought one at a time."

    Patrick replies, "Well now, I have two brodders, one is in America ; & de
    odder in Australia ; & here I am in Dublin When we all left home, we
    promised dat we'd drink dis way to remember de days we all drank togedder."

    The barman admits that this is a nice custom & says no more.

    Patrick becomes a regular customer, & always drinks the same way ......
    Ordering three pints & drinking a sip out of each in turn, until they are
    finished.

    One day, he comes in & orders just two pints.

    All the other regulars in the bar notice! & fall silent.

    When he goes back to the bar for the second round,

    The barman says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief but I wanted to
    offer my condolences on your great loss."

    Patrick looks confused for a moment, then the penny drops & he starts to
    laugh,

    "Oh no," he says, "Bejesus, everyone is fine!


    Tis me, ......................


    I've Quit Drinking!"
    “The only courage you will ever need is the courage to live the life you want"

    #2
    Irish drinking humor!

    :H:H
    “Outside of a dog a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read”

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      #3
      Irish drinking humor!

      love it :H

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        #4
        Irish drinking humor!

        :H:H:H
        Okay, WHO put a stop payment on my reality check?

        Winning since October 24th, 2013

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          #5
          Irish drinking humor!

          Hi scottish bint in Florida - i am a scottish lass in california!! not glaswegian, but aberdonian!
          “The only courage you will ever need is the courage to live the life you want"

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            #6
            Irish drinking humor!

            Zen, assumed you were from glasgow by use of the terminology!
            Yes, the coast here is like the west coast of Scotland, I am further in than the coast, but can get there easily enough - I am about 90 miles due East of San Fran.
            I did not live in Scotland long - Dad in the RAF, but still claim it as my heritage.
            “The only courage you will ever need is the courage to live the life you want"

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              #7
              Irish drinking humor!

              I love Sea Ranch - the 101 road is wonderful, especially that northern stretch. Planning a trip to the coast (probably a little south of Sea Ranch, place called Seascape) for spring break.
              And yes, Napa was one of my favourite day trips, I was wondering the otehr day if I will be able to go back and enjoy Napa without wine, the scenery is fabulous, and I did enjoy the wine tasting - will have to subsitute food tasting!
              I have not been to Florida- did actually consider meeting my parents there last summer - half way between UK and California!
              “The only courage you will ever need is the courage to live the life you want"

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                #8
                Irish drinking humor!

                nope, i don't recall that base.

                fabulous road, and sounds like you drove it well!!! Nothing like the highland roads for good practice - the 101 is nothing in comparison to those twisty twindy narrow roads!
                “The only courage you will ever need is the courage to live the life you want"

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                  #9
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                  Absolutely LOVE this - I have quit drinking and Guinness was my drink of choice !!!!!
                  How simple it is to see that we can only be happy now and there will never be a time when it is not now....

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                    #10
                    Irish drinking humor!

                    good one, lol

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                      #11
                      Irish drinking humor!

                      :H
                      Formerly known as Starlight Impress.

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                        #12
                        Irish drinking humor!

                        A group of Americans was touring Ireland.
                        One of the women in the group was a real curmudgeon, constantly complaining.
                        The bus seats are uncomfortable. The food is terrible.
                        It's too hot. It's too cold. The accommodations are awful.
                        The group arrived at the site of the famous Blarney Stone.
                        "Good luck will be followin' ya all your days if you kiss the Blarney Stone,"the guide said.
                        "Unfortunately, it's being cleaned today and so no one will be able to kiss it.
                        Perhaps we can come back tomorrow."
                        "We can't be here tomorrow," the nasty woman shouted.
                        "We have some other boring tour to go on.
                        So I guess we can't kiss the stupid stone."
                        "Well now," the guide said, "it is said that if you kiss someone who has kissed the stone, you'll have the same good fortune."
                        "And I suppose you've kissed the stone," the woman scoffed.
                        "No, ma'am," the frustrated guide said, "but I've sat on it."
                        Happy Trails .....Ha!
                        ?Be who you are and say what you feel because
                        those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.?
                        Dr. Seuss

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                          #13
                          Irish drinking humor!

                          Keep them coming

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                            #14
                            Irish drinking humor!

                            I like that guide, good one IAD

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                              #15
                              Irish drinking humor!

                              The best!
                              Alcoholic (or Ally)

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                              A wise man knows how little he knows."

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