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    What line of work are you in?

    Two guys and a girl were sitting at a bar talking about their lives.
    The one guy said, "I'm a YUPPIE. You know, Young Urban Professional."
    The second guy responded, "I'm a DINK. You know, Double Income No Kids."
    They then asked the woman, "What are you?"
    She replied: "I'm a WIFE. You know, Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc."
    Paddy
    Time's fun when you're having flies. - Kermit the Frog - eace:

    #2
    What line of work are you in?

    I like that paddy...And it just got a roar from Mrs Macks:H
    I don't care who you are...Your not walking on water while i'm fishing..
    One drink is too many... A thousand is never enough...Sober since July 2nd 2009

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      #3
      What line of work are you in?

      What planet is this person from?

      Reality...

      WIFE....Whine, Irritate, Find-fault, exacerbate

      well except for my wife of course

      (Please this is just a joke)
      Control the Mind

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        #4
        What line of work are you in?

        LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
        It's not that some people have willpower and some don't. It's that some people are ready to change and others are not.
        James Gordon, M.D.

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          #5
          What line of work are you in?

          Hey Rocky this is reality.....lol.....

          Helpless
          Useless
          Stubborn
          Brainless
          Awkward
          Nonsence (full of)
          Dangerous (d.i.y)

          Except for Macks of course.....lol.....

          p.s please this is just a joke lol
          Elvis is'nt dead, he's in my broom cupboard ....

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            #6
            What line of work are you in?

            Well I think a wife should be

            W WISE
            I IMAGINATIVE
            F FIERY
            E EXPENSIVE
            A F F L..
            Alcohol Free For Life

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              #7
              What line of work are you in?

              Well said Louise xx
              Elvis is'nt dead, he's in my broom cupboard ....

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                #8
                What line of work are you in?

                LOL at you all .........

                But don't tell anybody ....
                sigpicXXX

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                  #9
                  What line of work are you in?

                  W - eird
                  I- mage
                  F- reak
                  E- xploit

                  H - alf-witted
                  U- nderaged
                  S-ex-crazed
                  B-oring
                  A-iry-fairy
                  N-eurotic
                  D-ork
                  Paddy
                  Time's fun when you're having flies. - Kermit the Frog - eace:

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                    #10
                    What line of work are you in?

                    And please DO NOT tell anyone that Elvis ISN'T dead but in Mrs. Mack's broom cupboard!! Macks watch it, whatever Elvis is doing with your wife, the broom, or your wife with Elvis or/and the broom, and oh! Now, I'm getting all confused!!!!
                    Paddy
                    Time's fun when you're having flies. - Kermit the Frog - eace:

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                      #11
                      What line of work are you in?

                      I note with raised eyebrow and carzy professor hair (minus the iq) that no-one has professed their profession. I wash poodles for a living. Good money, tactile and rewarding. Hands get wrinkly but that is the least of my worries.

                      Hundi
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                        #12
                        What line of work are you in?

                        crazy even
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                        Insert something witty and utterly hillarious here .............

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                          #13
                          What line of work are you in?

                          No way! Really Hundi?

                          thinkin, seriously. of gettin a standard poodle as hav son with minor allergies.wot you reckon? nice dogs?

                          me, interior deisgner, sounds glamorous but in fact a lot of paperwork + whiny tradesmen.

                          K x

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                            #14
                            What line of work are you in?

                            designer, even...

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                              #15
                              What line of work are you in?

                              Wonderful
                              Imaginative
                              Frisky
                              Elequant!!!
                              "Every passing minute is a chance to turn it all around"...Penelope Cruz...Vanilla Sky

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