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    The girls..

    I was in the pub on Saturday night. I noticed two large girls by the bar.

    They both had strong accents so I said "Hi, are you two girls from Scotland ?"

    One of them chirped "It's WALES you fucking idiot !!!"

    So I immediately apologized and said "Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland ?"
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    PMSL!
    "It's not your job to like me, it's mine!"

    AF 10th May 2010
    NF 12th May 2010

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      #3
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      :H:H:H
      “Outside of a dog a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read”

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        :H:H:H
        Okay, WHO put a stop payment on my reality check?

        Winning since October 24th, 2013

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          hilarious!!!
          I love my family more than alcohol.:h
          Live in the Solution....not the problem

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            #6
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            :H:H:H

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              #7
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              Did he live?? ROFL
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                :H:H


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                I know enough to know that I don't know enough.

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                  :H:H:H
                  yup dangerous waters
                  Psalms 119:45


                  ?Start by doing what is necessary, then what is possible, and suddenly you are doing the impossible.?

                  St. Francis of Assisi



                  I'm not perfect, never will be, but better than I was and not as good as I'm going to be.

                  :rays:

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                    #10
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                    Lol,,,
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