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    Claude The Hypnotist

    It was entertainment night at the Senior Citizens Center.
    Claude the hypnotist explained: "I'm here to put you into a
    trance. I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."

    The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful
    antique pocket watch from his coat.

    "I want each of you to keep your eyes on this antique watch. It's a
    very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations."

    He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly
    chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..."

    The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth,
    light gleaming off its polished surface. A hundred pairs of eyes followed
    the swaying watch until, suddenly, the chain broke; it slipped from the
    hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.

    "SHIT!" said the hypnotist.

    It took three days to clean up the Senior Citizens Center.

    Claude was never invited back...
    The hardest arithmetic to master is that which enables us to count our blessings.

    *Don't look where you fall, look why you slipped*
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