There are female jokes and there are unisex jokes.
Here is a joke I consider a true female joke.
I offer it to you in the hopes that women will love
it and men will pass it along to a woman who will
love it!
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after
work cocktail with her girlfriends when Steven,
a tall, exceptionally handsome, extremely sexy,
middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that
the woman could not take her eyes off him.
This seasoned yet playful heartthrob noticed her
overly attentive stare and walked directly toward
her. (As any man would.)
Before she could offer her apologies for staring so
rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her,
"I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to
do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00.. on one
condition..."
Flabbergasted but intrigued, the woman asked what
the condition was. The man replied, "You have to
tell me what you want me to do in just three words."
The woman considered his proposition for a moment,
and then slowly removed $20 bill from her purse,
which she pressed into the man's hand along with
her address. She looked deeply and passionately
into his eyes, barely concealing her anticipation and
excitement, and slowly and meaningfully said....
"Clean my house."
Here is a joke I consider a true female joke.
I offer it to you in the hopes that women will love
it and men will pass it along to a woman who will
love it!
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after
work cocktail with her girlfriends when Steven,
a tall, exceptionally handsome, extremely sexy,
middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that
the woman could not take her eyes off him.
This seasoned yet playful heartthrob noticed her
overly attentive stare and walked directly toward
her. (As any man would.)
Before she could offer her apologies for staring so
rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her,
"I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to
do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00.. on one
condition..."
Flabbergasted but intrigued, the woman asked what
the condition was. The man replied, "You have to
tell me what you want me to do in just three words."
The woman considered his proposition for a moment,
and then slowly removed $20 bill from her purse,
which she pressed into the man's hand along with
her address. She looked deeply and passionately
into his eyes, barely concealing her anticipation and
excitement, and slowly and meaningfully said....
"Clean my house."
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