A Baptist Preacher and his Wife had lost their dog. This dog was loved by their entire congregation. Knowing it was going to be difficult to replace, they started their search for a Baptist dog. They put an add in all the local pappers describing the qualifications they were looking for. They were about to give up, when they received a call from a lady saying "I believe we have just what you are looking for. I think we have found you a Baptist dog. Would you like to come see him?" " By all means" they told her, "we'll be right there." Checking it out they ask the lady what he could do that made him a Baptist dog. She placed a Bible in front of the dog and commanded him to look up John 3:16. With his paw, he began turning the pages till it appeared. This amazing they thought. Then they ask what else he could do. She told him to look up the 23rd Psalm and he turned to it a well. This was unbelievable. There's one more thing he can do, and she continued by commanding him to locate the books of the New Testament. He proceeded to turn to each, one by one, Matthew, Mark, Luke, John, and so on till he located them all. This was all the pastor and his wife needed to convince them that this was the dog for them.
They bought the dog, named him Caleb, and planned a special church fellowship to get the approval of the congregation and to show them that Caleb was indeed a Baptist dog. First they had him look up John 3:16, and as before, he did, then the 23rd Psalm and he found that too. They went on to tell him to find the books of the Tew Testament and this was no different , they too were found as before. All the members present were amazed at the intellegence of this dog. Trully this was the right dog for their pastor. Then one of the Deacons at the back of the building stood up waving his hand saying, "This is all very well and good, but Caleb is still just a dog, can he do any really dog kind of things?" Then the preacher scratched his head and said, " You know, I really don't know, we have't tried any of thoes commands yet. Lets see how he does." His wife was sitting on the front pew and he was holding the dog on a leash and gave the comand for the Caleb to heel....The dog immediately jumped upon the pew beside his wife and laid both front paws on her forehead and started shaking her head and houling relentlesly. The pastor yelled, " Oh My God, We just bought ourselves a Pentacostal dog."
They bought the dog, named him Caleb, and planned a special church fellowship to get the approval of the congregation and to show them that Caleb was indeed a Baptist dog. First they had him look up John 3:16, and as before, he did, then the 23rd Psalm and he found that too. They went on to tell him to find the books of the Tew Testament and this was no different , they too were found as before. All the members present were amazed at the intellegence of this dog. Trully this was the right dog for their pastor. Then one of the Deacons at the back of the building stood up waving his hand saying, "This is all very well and good, but Caleb is still just a dog, can he do any really dog kind of things?" Then the preacher scratched his head and said, " You know, I really don't know, we have't tried any of thoes commands yet. Lets see how he does." His wife was sitting on the front pew and he was holding the dog on a leash and gave the comand for the Caleb to heel....The dog immediately jumped upon the pew beside his wife and laid both front paws on her forehead and started shaking her head and houling relentlesly. The pastor yelled, " Oh My God, We just bought ourselves a Pentacostal dog."
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