Citizen's luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady struck up a
conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish. Since both of them were
widowed, they decided to go fishing together the next day! The gentleman picked the
lady up, and they headed to the river to his fishing boat and started out on their adventure.
They were riding down the river when there was a fork in the river, and the gentleman
asked the lady, "Do you want to go up or down?"
(Ok I'll just do it the "old fashioned" way & type the rest!)
So The woman rips off all of her clothes and makes mad passionate love to him right there in the boat.
Later they come to another fork in the river, the old man asks again, "Up or down?"
Once again the woman strips & jumps on him & makes mad passionate love to him.
The man enjoyed himself so much ... the next day he invites her to fishing again.
The first fork in the river, the man asks, "Up or down?"
The woman just sits there calmly & says, "Down".
Again, another fork, same answer, "Down".
The man finnally tells the woman he's confused, yesterday she made love to him when he asks "UP or down"
And today she just sits there calmly, and answers.
The woman says, "Well yesterday I didn't have my hearing aid on, I thought the choices were "Fuck or drown!"
conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish. Since both of them were
widowed, they decided to go fishing together the next day! The gentleman picked the
lady up, and they headed to the river to his fishing boat and started out on their adventure.
They were riding down the river when there was a fork in the river, and the gentleman
asked the lady, "Do you want to go up or down?"
(Ok I'll just do it the "old fashioned" way & type the rest!)
So The woman rips off all of her clothes and makes mad passionate love to him right there in the boat.
Later they come to another fork in the river, the old man asks again, "Up or down?"
Once again the woman strips & jumps on him & makes mad passionate love to him.
The man enjoyed himself so much ... the next day he invites her to fishing again.
The first fork in the river, the man asks, "Up or down?"
The woman just sits there calmly & says, "Down".
Again, another fork, same answer, "Down".
The man finnally tells the woman he's confused, yesterday she made love to him when he asks "UP or down"
And today she just sits there calmly, and answers.
The woman says, "Well yesterday I didn't have my hearing aid on, I thought the choices were "Fuck or drown!"
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