Morning all, and how are things today?Middle of the week already..So whats everyone up to today then on this wonderful Wednesday?Had a pretty busy day yesterday...went swimming , did another 70 lengths of the pool..my goal to reach for the end of this month is to walk there swim, and then walk back..10 mile walk, and swim.Weather over here is cold but bright and sunny..was in the shops yesterday,..saw some bargain plants, rhododendron bushes reduced in price from 14.99 to 2.99 ,also strawberry plants 1.29 for 6 and some bedding plants..trouble is it is too cold really to put them in just now!but ..a bargains a bargain!!
Tea and coffee on the go for any who want/need it!..me def included
Morning TT...guess you are on your travels this morning, hope you are enjoying yourself
Morning ltlw..how are you today?Think positive ..Kuya is right..this si it ..and yes you will get those feelings back, anyone of us does, but they dont last ..just ride them out its only a craving..believe in yourself and keep up the exercise ..you can and will do it..This will be a good day..voor I drink niet !!
Morning Kuya ,how are you mate? stick with it..I remember having this conversation with myself too...couldnt see any improvement immediately when I gave up smoking, in fact at times felt worse, then questioning it all....when I was younger used to do a lot of running..both forced and free will, with backpacks on, through all sorts of terrain, and I smoked then ...so you question how come I could do it if smoking is so bad? and I kept thinking back to this sort of crap...but of course when you are younger ,your body takes a lot of unnecessary punishment that you dont realise...until you are older.It is worth it mate, even when you start to think whats this all about? I dont drink or smoke.
Ramblings over ..hope you are well..hows business doing?You getting there?
Morning Lav..and how are you today? Snuggle up with this coffee Ive just made you and wait for the good weather! does get frustrating not being able to get out tho.As foor the weight..got myself into one of those mindsets at the mo, so as they say make hay while the sun shines..first holiday will adjust that lot, I certainly dont starve on them!!!Any plans for today? whatever you do ..enjoy
Morning ppqp..how are you today? after the holiday feeling, things back to normal?so hows thing with you in general ..you doing ok? whats today going to bring you?..apart from this coffee..have a great day
Morning BHOG..yep there are days when there is nowt to report on ..but the main thing is as you say...I am sober so well done..sod the techie probs!!
Hiya Cat. how are you doing? did you enjoy the time with your son?just read your post again..you mention al once and then move on..now doesnt that prove to you an attitude change.....well done :wd:
Morning SL....how are you today?Isnt it strange ..the world for you is calm, peaceful, no hassles or any thing...and you want to reward yourself with a drink? we all do that..same old voice..yep just the one , one wont hurt...but it usually does ,cos we dont/cant stop at one!!You are doing really well..any plans for today or are you on call? whatever..have a good one.
Right everyone,moscow..off to let the rabbits out..have a great day
More sad news that a man has died at a chocolate factory after lots of boxes fell on him. He tried in vain to save himself, but when he shouted " the milky bars are on me " everyone just cheered !!
I've just called in to see my dyslexic friend- he was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish.I said to him "You idiot ! you're supposed to turn your clock back !.
British Rail are lying bastards !!!
They say if you stand too close to the platform edge,you'll get sucked off.
Eight hour's!!
Eight bloody hour's I've wasted today.
I've invented a golf ball that automatically goes in the hole if it comes within a foot.They've been a huge success.Just don't carry them in your back pocket.
A bloke walk's into a bookshop and says: "Do you have that self help book for men with small willies?"
Female assistant replies: "I don't think its in yet."
He replies: "Yeah that's the one.
I went on Dragons Den the other night and showed them my dads old shot gun, Peter Jones said "and whats your idea" i replied "it's a simple concept Peter just put the cash in the fking bag.
Paddy on a first aid course and the instructor asks, "What would you do,if your child swallowed the front door key ?" Paddy replied, "Climb through the window!"
A guy goes down for breakfast and it is quite obvious that his wife has the hump with him. He asks what is the matter. She replies, "Last night you were talking in your sleep and I want to know who Linda is?" Thinking quickly on his feet he tells her that Linda was 'Lucky Linda' and was actually a name of a horse that he bet on that day and won ?40. She seemed quite happy with the explanation and he went off to work. When he got home that night, his wife had the hump with him again. asing her what the matter was now, she replied "Your horse phoned."
I was driving down the motorway yesterday when my missus all of a sudden piped up and said, " I think those people in that car are from Wales." I asked her why she thought that and she said "Well what they've written on the window looks welsh to me, stit ruoy su wohs"
"I am going to call my kids Ctrl, Alt and Delete. Then if they muck up I will just hit them all at once.
?I saw the movie, 'Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon' and I was surprised because I didn't see any tigers or dragons. And then I realised why: they're crouching and hidden? -
"What is it with McDonald's staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you're ordering? It has to be a McChicken burger...a chicken burger gets blank looks. Well, I'll have a McStraw and jam it into your McEyes, you f**cking McTosser!"
My wife had a go at me last night. She said, "You'll drive me to my grave." I had the car out in thirty seconds."
An Irishman goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church. There's a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates.
Then the priest comes in. "Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be."
The priest replies: "Get out. You're on my side."
"So I went to the Doctor's yesterday. He said, "What appears to be the problem?" I said, "I keep having this dream, night after night, beautiful girls rushing towards me and I keep pushing them away." He said, "How can I help?" I said: "break my arms."
The pipes in our house have always been terrible, and over the past few months sediment has been building up in them. This morning, upon entering the airing cupboard, I was surprised to see a long green plant of the onion family growing out of the side of them.
The pipes had sprung a leek.
A lady walks into Harrods. She looks around, spots a beautiful
diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over tolook more closely, she unexpectedly farts.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her
little whoops and prays that a sales person was not anywhere near.
As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises in the form of a
salesman standing right behind her? Good looking as well!
Cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the qualities one would expect of a
professional in a store like Harrods.
He politely greets the lady with, 'Good day, Madam. How may we help you
today?
Blushing and uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman somehow
missed her little 'incident', She asks, 'Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?'
He answers, "Madam - if you farted just looking at it - you're going to shit
yourself when I tell you the price!"
Tea and coffee on the go for any who want/need it!..me def included
Morning TT...guess you are on your travels this morning, hope you are enjoying yourself
Morning ltlw..how are you today?Think positive ..Kuya is right..this si it ..and yes you will get those feelings back, anyone of us does, but they dont last ..just ride them out its only a craving..believe in yourself and keep up the exercise ..you can and will do it..This will be a good day..voor I drink niet !!
Morning Kuya ,how are you mate? stick with it..I remember having this conversation with myself too...couldnt see any improvement immediately when I gave up smoking, in fact at times felt worse, then questioning it all....when I was younger used to do a lot of running..both forced and free will, with backpacks on, through all sorts of terrain, and I smoked then ...so you question how come I could do it if smoking is so bad? and I kept thinking back to this sort of crap...but of course when you are younger ,your body takes a lot of unnecessary punishment that you dont realise...until you are older.It is worth it mate, even when you start to think whats this all about? I dont drink or smoke.
Ramblings over ..hope you are well..hows business doing?You getting there?
Morning Lav..and how are you today? Snuggle up with this coffee Ive just made you and wait for the good weather! does get frustrating not being able to get out tho.As foor the weight..got myself into one of those mindsets at the mo, so as they say make hay while the sun shines..first holiday will adjust that lot, I certainly dont starve on them!!!Any plans for today? whatever you do ..enjoy
Morning ppqp..how are you today? after the holiday feeling, things back to normal?so hows thing with you in general ..you doing ok? whats today going to bring you?..apart from this coffee..have a great day
Morning BHOG..yep there are days when there is nowt to report on ..but the main thing is as you say...I am sober so well done..sod the techie probs!!
Hiya Cat. how are you doing? did you enjoy the time with your son?just read your post again..you mention al once and then move on..now doesnt that prove to you an attitude change.....well done :wd:
Morning SL....how are you today?Isnt it strange ..the world for you is calm, peaceful, no hassles or any thing...and you want to reward yourself with a drink? we all do that..same old voice..yep just the one , one wont hurt...but it usually does ,cos we dont/cant stop at one!!You are doing really well..any plans for today or are you on call? whatever..have a good one.
Right everyone,moscow..off to let the rabbits out..have a great day
More sad news that a man has died at a chocolate factory after lots of boxes fell on him. He tried in vain to save himself, but when he shouted " the milky bars are on me " everyone just cheered !!
I've just called in to see my dyslexic friend- he was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish.I said to him "You idiot ! you're supposed to turn your clock back !.
British Rail are lying bastards !!!
They say if you stand too close to the platform edge,you'll get sucked off.
Eight hour's!!
Eight bloody hour's I've wasted today.
I've invented a golf ball that automatically goes in the hole if it comes within a foot.They've been a huge success.Just don't carry them in your back pocket.
A bloke walk's into a bookshop and says: "Do you have that self help book for men with small willies?"
Female assistant replies: "I don't think its in yet."
He replies: "Yeah that's the one.
I went on Dragons Den the other night and showed them my dads old shot gun, Peter Jones said "and whats your idea" i replied "it's a simple concept Peter just put the cash in the fking bag.
Paddy on a first aid course and the instructor asks, "What would you do,if your child swallowed the front door key ?" Paddy replied, "Climb through the window!"
A guy goes down for breakfast and it is quite obvious that his wife has the hump with him. He asks what is the matter. She replies, "Last night you were talking in your sleep and I want to know who Linda is?" Thinking quickly on his feet he tells her that Linda was 'Lucky Linda' and was actually a name of a horse that he bet on that day and won ?40. She seemed quite happy with the explanation and he went off to work. When he got home that night, his wife had the hump with him again. asing her what the matter was now, she replied "Your horse phoned."
I was driving down the motorway yesterday when my missus all of a sudden piped up and said, " I think those people in that car are from Wales." I asked her why she thought that and she said "Well what they've written on the window looks welsh to me, stit ruoy su wohs"
"I am going to call my kids Ctrl, Alt and Delete. Then if they muck up I will just hit them all at once.
?I saw the movie, 'Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon' and I was surprised because I didn't see any tigers or dragons. And then I realised why: they're crouching and hidden? -
"What is it with McDonald's staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you're ordering? It has to be a McChicken burger...a chicken burger gets blank looks. Well, I'll have a McStraw and jam it into your McEyes, you f**cking McTosser!"
My wife had a go at me last night. She said, "You'll drive me to my grave." I had the car out in thirty seconds."
An Irishman goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church. There's a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates.
Then the priest comes in. "Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be."
The priest replies: "Get out. You're on my side."
"So I went to the Doctor's yesterday. He said, "What appears to be the problem?" I said, "I keep having this dream, night after night, beautiful girls rushing towards me and I keep pushing them away." He said, "How can I help?" I said: "break my arms."
The pipes in our house have always been terrible, and over the past few months sediment has been building up in them. This morning, upon entering the airing cupboard, I was surprised to see a long green plant of the onion family growing out of the side of them.
The pipes had sprung a leek.
A lady walks into Harrods. She looks around, spots a beautiful
diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over tolook more closely, she unexpectedly farts.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her
little whoops and prays that a sales person was not anywhere near.
As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises in the form of a
salesman standing right behind her? Good looking as well!
Cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the qualities one would expect of a
professional in a store like Harrods.
He politely greets the lady with, 'Good day, Madam. How may we help you
today?
Blushing and uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman somehow
missed her little 'incident', She asks, 'Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?'
He answers, "Madam - if you farted just looking at it - you're going to shit
yourself when I tell you the price!"
With your ability to relate to others, maybe you should totally change your path and work in some sort of support group setting. Maybe back to school with a grant of some kind. That's all I got on the top of my head. Stay strong, the depression just signals it's time for a change. :angel:PPP:angel:
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