Mornin all...and howareyizall on this marvellous Monday morning?bit breezy here but nevertheless, sunshine is on its way allegedly.Have a good weekend everybody?and what did we get up to ..owt or nowt?
Tea n coffee on the go now for any and everyone
And orf we go
Morning TT..how are you today? still over here in the kingdom of Unites I see..down in Cambridge on the fens..used to go down there quite a bit in my last job..to March ..more specifically Whitemoor if it is any here near you.Well done on the reverse Jesus role you performed..turning water into wine :H Thought this was a holiday for you .think I got that one mixed up..Anyway have a good day
Morning Lav..how are you today?yeh yeh saw straight through it ..playing with train sets ,and putting your grandson in the pic as if to say they were his!!!:H
heres a cuppa ..help you rest.Any plans for today..Weather ok for into the garden?
have a good one
morning Kuya..wow another late one..yep reckon you are right..take you a wee bit to get back to normal..apart from that how are you?Any plans for the day?im looking at the possibility of moving as volunteer somewhere else..aint working out as I wanted it to where I am so reckon its move on time..have a great day
Hiya Nurdl...wowee loook at you !!well done,youve done really well ...despite me trying to nick a month from you!!!:H
As far as the champagne goes......thats a cracking idea of SLs but..
So far you have been to 2 birthdays including your own flesh and blood where you drank water..you wanted a glass of wine, but didnt do so , and now you have another celebration to go to where the booze has been pre-ordered.
If your Aunt turned up driving a really expensive flash car,and you couldnt drive,but everyone said take it for a spin.. would you?
Poor analogy I know but do you see where I am coming from? the important thing is to enjoy her company and toast her health, in what is immaterial,but there again if by doing that the whole thing is going to get sour, then is it worth it? bottom line is for you not to drink ..how thats achieved really isnt the issue
I would be more proud of my 7 months than anything..just my opinion for what its worth..have a great day
morning SL and how are you today? Coffee at 4pm? youll soon get used to it..me I drink Bovril at all sorts of mad times of the day ..and loads of different additions to it!!, curry powder, chilli Lea and Perrins etc!!As far as sweeties go ..oh yes have ma fair share of gorging on them too, but nowadays when i do that I will burn off that amount of calories in exercise.Fingers crossed it works.Managing to stay between 11.6 ad 11.8.nearly at the end of your run on call now arent you?
Morning Cat, and how are you today? still tired?Certainly dont think you were being over reactive to your son..just imagine how different that scenario could have been if you had been drinking!!!Think you handled that really well Hows work been since you read the cards out to them?any different?
right peeps time to go , have great day and those missing, ppqp,ltlw,yah, blondie,and others before,Shue ,Lilly E etc
have a great day
Q:What is a specimen?A: An Italian astronaut.
Blown Bulb
A wife comes home and turns on the lights. ?They flicker.
?Honey,? she asks, ?can you fix this light switch?? The husband replies, ?What do I look like, an electrician??
The husband then goes to the bar, and when he returns home the lights are working fine. ?Who fixed it?? he asks his wife.
The wife replies, ?I asked the neighbor, and he said he?d do it for either a blow job or a baked cake.?
The husband asks, ?Well, what kind of cake did you bake him??
/>The wife calmly answers, ?Who do I look like, Betty Crocker??
Q: How do you cure bedwetting?A: With an electric blanket.
?Doctor,? the embarrassed man said, ?I have a sexual problem. I can?t get it up for my wife anymore.?
?Mr. Thomas, bring her back with you tomorrow and let me see what I can do.?
The next day the worried fellow returned with his wife.
?Take off your clothes, Mrs. Thomas,? the doctor says. ?Now turn all the way around. Lie down please. Uh-huh, I see. Ok, you may put your clothes back on.? The doctor took the husband aside. ?You?re in perfect health,? he said. ?Your wife didn?t give me an erection either.?
One day Bob and Tom were walking down the street when Tom said, ?You know I took skydiving lessons last week.?
?Really,? said Bob in amazement, ?How did it go??
?Well the week started out alright while we were in the class learning the basics. But then Wednesday rolled around and it came time to take our first jump.?
?And?? Bob asked.
?Well I was the last one to jump but when I got to the door I couldn?t do it. So the instructor told me ?you had better jump out of this god damn plane before I stick my dick right up your ass.??
?Well did you jump?? asked Bob.
?Yeah, a little.?
oh no computers playing up now hopefully this will post:headbanger::hateputer:
Tea n coffee on the go now for any and everyone
And orf we go
Morning TT..how are you today? still over here in the kingdom of Unites I see..down in Cambridge on the fens..used to go down there quite a bit in my last job..to March ..more specifically Whitemoor if it is any here near you.Well done on the reverse Jesus role you performed..turning water into wine :H Thought this was a holiday for you .think I got that one mixed up..Anyway have a good day
Morning Lav..how are you today?yeh yeh saw straight through it ..playing with train sets ,and putting your grandson in the pic as if to say they were his!!!:H
heres a cuppa ..help you rest.Any plans for today..Weather ok for into the garden?
have a good one
morning Kuya..wow another late one..yep reckon you are right..take you a wee bit to get back to normal..apart from that how are you?Any plans for the day?im looking at the possibility of moving as volunteer somewhere else..aint working out as I wanted it to where I am so reckon its move on time..have a great day
Hiya Nurdl...wowee loook at you !!well done,youve done really well ...despite me trying to nick a month from you!!!:H
As far as the champagne goes......thats a cracking idea of SLs but..
So far you have been to 2 birthdays including your own flesh and blood where you drank water..you wanted a glass of wine, but didnt do so , and now you have another celebration to go to where the booze has been pre-ordered.
If your Aunt turned up driving a really expensive flash car,and you couldnt drive,but everyone said take it for a spin.. would you?
Poor analogy I know but do you see where I am coming from? the important thing is to enjoy her company and toast her health, in what is immaterial,but there again if by doing that the whole thing is going to get sour, then is it worth it? bottom line is for you not to drink ..how thats achieved really isnt the issue
I would be more proud of my 7 months than anything..just my opinion for what its worth..have a great day
morning SL and how are you today? Coffee at 4pm? youll soon get used to it..me I drink Bovril at all sorts of mad times of the day ..and loads of different additions to it!!, curry powder, chilli Lea and Perrins etc!!As far as sweeties go ..oh yes have ma fair share of gorging on them too, but nowadays when i do that I will burn off that amount of calories in exercise.Fingers crossed it works.Managing to stay between 11.6 ad 11.8.nearly at the end of your run on call now arent you?
Morning Cat, and how are you today? still tired?Certainly dont think you were being over reactive to your son..just imagine how different that scenario could have been if you had been drinking!!!Think you handled that really well Hows work been since you read the cards out to them?any different?
right peeps time to go , have great day and those missing, ppqp,ltlw,yah, blondie,and others before,Shue ,Lilly E etc
have a great day
Q:What is a specimen?A: An Italian astronaut.
Blown Bulb
A wife comes home and turns on the lights. ?They flicker.
?Honey,? she asks, ?can you fix this light switch?? The husband replies, ?What do I look like, an electrician??
The husband then goes to the bar, and when he returns home the lights are working fine. ?Who fixed it?? he asks his wife.
The wife replies, ?I asked the neighbor, and he said he?d do it for either a blow job or a baked cake.?
The husband asks, ?Well, what kind of cake did you bake him??
/>The wife calmly answers, ?Who do I look like, Betty Crocker??
Q: How do you cure bedwetting?A: With an electric blanket.
?Doctor,? the embarrassed man said, ?I have a sexual problem. I can?t get it up for my wife anymore.?
?Mr. Thomas, bring her back with you tomorrow and let me see what I can do.?
The next day the worried fellow returned with his wife.
?Take off your clothes, Mrs. Thomas,? the doctor says. ?Now turn all the way around. Lie down please. Uh-huh, I see. Ok, you may put your clothes back on.? The doctor took the husband aside. ?You?re in perfect health,? he said. ?Your wife didn?t give me an erection either.?
One day Bob and Tom were walking down the street when Tom said, ?You know I took skydiving lessons last week.?
?Really,? said Bob in amazement, ?How did it go??
?Well the week started out alright while we were in the class learning the basics. But then Wednesday rolled around and it came time to take our first jump.?
?And?? Bob asked.
?Well I was the last one to jump but when I got to the door I couldn?t do it. So the instructor told me ?you had better jump out of this god damn plane before I stick my dick right up your ass.??
?Well did you jump?? asked Bob.
?Yeah, a little.?
oh no computers playing up now hopefully this will post:headbanger::hateputer:
PPQP
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