THE COLONOSCOPY......
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>I went into my proctologist's office for my first rectal exam.
>His new nurse, Evelyn , took me to an examining room
>and told me to get undressed and have a seat
>until the doctor could see me.
>She said that he would only be a few minutes.
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>After putting on the gown that she gave me I sat down.
>While waiting I observed that there were three items
>on a stand next to the exam table:
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>a Tube of K-Y jelly, a rubber glove and a beer.
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>When the doctor finally came in I said,
>"Look Doc, I'm a little confused. This is my first exam.
>I know what the K-Y is for and I know what the glove is for,
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>but can you tell me what the BEER is for?
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>At that Doctor Paul became noticeably outraged and stormed
>over to the door
>He flung the door open and yelled to his nurse.......
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>Darn it Evelyn !!!!!!!!!!!
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>I said a BUTT LIGHT "
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>I went into my proctologist's office for my first rectal exam.
>His new nurse, Evelyn , took me to an examining room
>and told me to get undressed and have a seat
>until the doctor could see me.
>She said that he would only be a few minutes.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>After putting on the gown that she gave me I sat down.
>While waiting I observed that there were three items
>on a stand next to the exam table:
>
>
>a Tube of K-Y jelly, a rubber glove and a beer.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>When the doctor finally came in I said,
>"Look Doc, I'm a little confused. This is my first exam.
>I know what the K-Y is for and I know what the glove is for,
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>
>
>but can you tell me what the BEER is for?
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>At that Doctor Paul became noticeably outraged and stormed
>over to the door
>He flung the door open and yelled to his nurse.......
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>
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>Darn it Evelyn !!!!!!!!!!!
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>I said a BUTT LIGHT "
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