MAE all... finally home....plane delay and then at Manchester there was on baggage crew on for 3 planes ..eventually got home 1 this morning...well its back to normal...raining like mad here..just reading back ...been quite a few missing recently have I missed summat??Just weighed myself this morning ..put on 7 lbs!!!thats without loadsa bread and chips!!!soon get rid of that
Tea and coffee on the go..
Morning Lav...tis moi back with your coffee ...and how are you today?whats the weather doing to you today then?...never ever heard the story of the muck pile moving ...did it?
any plans for today?as soon as I can get sorted out will download the pics
Mornin ppqp ...hows you? :l well her I am back in one piece...hows the garden project going?been hot and rainy over here so everything has grown well..hows the project doing?
have a cuppa n tell me all about it
Morning cinders ..you ok?seem to be working pretty hard ..and all the other issues too ..dont forget time for you too..have a fun packed weekend with the grandkids!!
Morning bear ..hows you today?things getting sorted out a wee bit for you?sounds like it so well done you..it actually sounds like you are getting some stability into your life :goodjob:as for the aldi fish n chips ..yum ..be a while before I get that again!!
Hiya Det..hope the infection is getting better ..ouch!!!glad you are doing well my friend and I sincerely mean that ...give yourself a big pat on the back.:wd:
Hiya SF..how are you? well done on the no drinking..as for the food ??well Im the last person to throw stones !!! we were on the 6th floor..and not once did we use the lift...i59 steps each time..and I still put the pounds on!!!
right peeps ..just thought I would check in ..got a bit to do s o apologies for being short..the post that is not me!!
What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?
Little Caesars.
So a guy walks into a clock shop and whips out his dick. The young lady working the counter tells him, "This is a clock shop, not a cock shop." So the man says, "Well put two hands and a face on it."
She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only The 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.
As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, "You've got to make love to me this very moment!"
My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!" Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.
Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?" She explained, "The egg timer's broken."
Two children are lying in their beds when one says to the other: "I think mom and dad have visitors over."
The other one asks: "Why do you think that?"
The first one replies: "Mom's laughing at dad's jokes."
How do you make an egg laugh? Tell it a yolk.
Why did the cookie go to hospital? Because he was feeling a little crummy.
Why was the mushroom happy? Because he was a fungi.
How do you organise a party in space? You planet.
How does the man on the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party? He had no body to go with.
Hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way.
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved.
Did you hear about the movie constipated? It never came out.
2 men walk into a corner shop
one of them dressed like a clown the other in a plain ski mask. They go to the counter and say
"Empty the till, no one needs to get hurt!"
The clerk complies with all comands given to him. Just as they're about to leave the clown drops his trousers and takes a sh.t on the middle of the floor. He then proceeds to pee all over the counter, get his bollocks out and run up and down shouting
"Julia Gillard's a fu.king mess
The robber in the ski mask looks astounded. After they've both left he asks the man in the clown outfit
"What the fuck was that back there?!"
the clown replies "I'd like to see those fu.kers on Crime Investigation re-enact that".
Need an ark
I Noah guy
A hungry bloke walks into a seedy cafe in Glasgow......
He sits at the counter and notices a Jock with his arms folded staring blankly at a bowl of chilli.
After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the hungry bloke bravely asks,
"If you aren't going to eat that, mind if I do?"
The old Jock slowly turns his head toward the young bloke and says,
"Nah, ye can gae ahead."
Eagerly, the young bloke reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with delight.
He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chilli.
The sight was shocking and he immediately pukes up the chilli back into the bowl.
The old Jock says:- "Aye, that's as far as I got too".
According to a new study..
...6 out of 7 dwarfs are not Happy.
Tea and coffee on the go..
Morning Lav...tis moi back with your coffee ...and how are you today?whats the weather doing to you today then?...never ever heard the story of the muck pile moving ...did it?
any plans for today?as soon as I can get sorted out will download the picsMornin ppqp ...hows you? :l well her I am back in one piece...hows the garden project going?been hot and rainy over here so everything has grown well..hows the project doing?
have a cuppa n tell me all about it
Morning cinders ..you ok?seem to be working pretty hard ..and all the other issues too ..dont forget time for you too..have a fun packed weekend with the grandkids!!
Morning bear ..hows you today?things getting sorted out a wee bit for you?sounds like it so well done you..it actually sounds like you are getting some stability into your life :goodjob:as for the aldi fish n chips ..yum ..be a while before I get that again!!
Hiya Det..hope the infection is getting better ..ouch!!!glad you are doing well my friend and I sincerely mean that ...give yourself a big pat on the back.:wd:
Hiya SF..how are you? well done on the no drinking..as for the food ??well Im the last person to throw stones !!! we were on the 6th floor..and not once did we use the lift...i59 steps each time..and I still put the pounds on!!!
right peeps ..just thought I would check in ..got a bit to do s o apologies for being short..the post that is not me!!
What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?
Little Caesars.
So a guy walks into a clock shop and whips out his dick. The young lady working the counter tells him, "This is a clock shop, not a cock shop." So the man says, "Well put two hands and a face on it."
She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only The 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.
As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, "You've got to make love to me this very moment!"
My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!" Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.
Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?" She explained, "The egg timer's broken."
Two children are lying in their beds when one says to the other: "I think mom and dad have visitors over."
The other one asks: "Why do you think that?"
The first one replies: "Mom's laughing at dad's jokes."
How do you make an egg laugh? Tell it a yolk.
Why did the cookie go to hospital? Because he was feeling a little crummy.
Why was the mushroom happy? Because he was a fungi.
How do you organise a party in space? You planet.
How does the man on the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party? He had no body to go with.
Hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way.
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved.
Did you hear about the movie constipated? It never came out.
2 men walk into a corner shop
one of them dressed like a clown the other in a plain ski mask. They go to the counter and say
"Empty the till, no one needs to get hurt!"
The clerk complies with all comands given to him. Just as they're about to leave the clown drops his trousers and takes a sh.t on the middle of the floor. He then proceeds to pee all over the counter, get his bollocks out and run up and down shouting
"Julia Gillard's a fu.king mess
The robber in the ski mask looks astounded. After they've both left he asks the man in the clown outfit
"What the fuck was that back there?!"
the clown replies "I'd like to see those fu.kers on Crime Investigation re-enact that".
Need an ark
I Noah guy
A hungry bloke walks into a seedy cafe in Glasgow......
He sits at the counter and notices a Jock with his arms folded staring blankly at a bowl of chilli.
After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the hungry bloke bravely asks,
"If you aren't going to eat that, mind if I do?"
The old Jock slowly turns his head toward the young bloke and says,
"Nah, ye can gae ahead."
Eagerly, the young bloke reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with delight.
He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chilli.
The sight was shocking and he immediately pukes up the chilli back into the bowl.
The old Jock says:- "Aye, that's as far as I got too".
According to a new study..
...6 out of 7 dwarfs are not Happy.
PPQP
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