MAE everyone ..how are you all today?its the weekend again,so what have the boozebusters got lined up?moi...not doing a lot today..not raining,so the rabbits are out playing sussing things out...dont know if I am out tomorrow,but the chances of being so are pretty good.Just made a brew so grab one if you so desire
morning bear ..hows you? start of your 10 day holiday isnt it? any plans to get out or get stuff done?have a great time...remember..you can do it!!
Morning Lav...how are you today?hows the weather doing ?storm watch gone?think I would spot a deer in the garden but these 2 just flit from place to place looking for mischief...similar to kids...only smaller!!talking of which are you on grandkid watch today or does peace reign?whatever it is ponder it over this cuppa and have a great day
morning ppqp...wow glad things are ok with your dad...mixed messages eh?have you any plans for the weekend?..that is after a coffee!!
Morning Det...how are you today?I always thought that Dennys was classwhen Iwas over there...or shall we say value for money!!Had a look at the Trojan...first impressions..a Browning..interestingly enough in the ad it goes to great lenghts to mention that it is not the 1911 Browning!Sight system looks impressive..defo an upgrade on the original iron job...enjoy testing it out
Morning SF ...hows you today?well done for beating the voice..Istill get it ..dont know if those with a lot more time in than me still do ,but to be honest its just an irritant on occasions now,not something I go crazy about.Life of luxury for you tonight then is it? in the pool on your own!!have a great evening...
hiya Cinders ..wow you sound pretty busy with yourself..any chance of a party invite?hows setting up the business going?best of luck to you
Hiya June ...glad you are feeling better..see you can get through it.so well done you..Skies are pretty dark ..methinks rain on the way!!
righty ho people .....time to move on ........at the risk of boring you ..heres some more pics
my fuschia cutting
look at all this food
My friends keep telling me to stop impersonating butter.
But I can't. I'm on a roll now
What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?
Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.
What's the definition of a will?
Come on, guys. The answer's a dead giveaway.
Scientists have discovered a fantastic new shade of the colour green
Its sublime
A prostate exam.
Is worrying when the doctor shouts "look no hands!"
After my prostate exam, the doctor left. Then the nurse came.
At that point, she whispered the 5 words no man wants to hear: "Who the f.ck was that?"
What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley
The position of the dirtbag.
Prostate Exam
A man goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the Urologist as a precaution.
When he gets there, he discovers the urologist is a very pretty female doctor.
The female doctor says, 'I'm going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are probably used to. I want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say, 99.'
The guy obeys and says, '99'!
The doctor says, 'Great. Now turn over on your left side and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say, 99.'
Again, the guy says, '99.'
The doctor said, 'Very good. Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees raised. I'm going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand I'm going to hold on to your penis to keep it out of the way. Now take a deep breath and say, 99.'
The guy begins, 'One ... Two ... Three'...
Where does a pirate keep his buccaneer' s?
Under his buccan-hat.
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate many excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family - but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raises his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."
The person who took my sneakers while I was on the jumpy castle at McDonald's
Please grow up.
Jehovah's Witnesses
They have to be the worst at knock knock jokes.
My wife wants to have a kid..
I bought her a goldfish and told her to wait a few million years.
Minnie and Mickey Mouse are getting a divorce.
The divorce court judge looks down at the paperwork and says to Mickey "It says here that you want to divorce Minnie because you think she is crazy?" And Mickey replies, "No, I said I want a divorce because she is f.cking Goofy!"
morning bear ..hows you? start of your 10 day holiday isnt it? any plans to get out or get stuff done?have a great time...remember..you can do it!!
Morning Lav...how are you today?hows the weather doing ?storm watch gone?think I would spot a deer in the garden but these 2 just flit from place to place looking for mischief...similar to kids...only smaller!!talking of which are you on grandkid watch today or does peace reign?whatever it is ponder it over this cuppa and have a great day
morning ppqp...wow glad things are ok with your dad...mixed messages eh?have you any plans for the weekend?..that is after a coffee!!
Morning Det...how are you today?I always thought that Dennys was classwhen Iwas over there...or shall we say value for money!!Had a look at the Trojan...first impressions..a Browning..interestingly enough in the ad it goes to great lenghts to mention that it is not the 1911 Browning!Sight system looks impressive..defo an upgrade on the original iron job...enjoy testing it out
Morning SF ...hows you today?well done for beating the voice..Istill get it ..dont know if those with a lot more time in than me still do ,but to be honest its just an irritant on occasions now,not something I go crazy about.Life of luxury for you tonight then is it? in the pool on your own!!have a great evening...
hiya Cinders ..wow you sound pretty busy with yourself..any chance of a party invite?hows setting up the business going?best of luck to you
Hiya June ...glad you are feeling better..see you can get through it.so well done you..Skies are pretty dark ..methinks rain on the way!!
righty ho people .....time to move on ........at the risk of boring you ..heres some more pics
my fuschia cutting
look at all this food
My friends keep telling me to stop impersonating butter.
But I can't. I'm on a roll now
What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?
Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.
What's the definition of a will?
Come on, guys. The answer's a dead giveaway.
Scientists have discovered a fantastic new shade of the colour green
Its sublime
A prostate exam.
Is worrying when the doctor shouts "look no hands!"
After my prostate exam, the doctor left. Then the nurse came.
At that point, she whispered the 5 words no man wants to hear: "Who the f.ck was that?"
What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley
The position of the dirtbag.
Prostate Exam
A man goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the Urologist as a precaution.
When he gets there, he discovers the urologist is a very pretty female doctor.
The female doctor says, 'I'm going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are probably used to. I want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say, 99.'
The guy obeys and says, '99'!
The doctor says, 'Great. Now turn over on your left side and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say, 99.'
Again, the guy says, '99.'
The doctor said, 'Very good. Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees raised. I'm going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand I'm going to hold on to your penis to keep it out of the way. Now take a deep breath and say, 99.'
The guy begins, 'One ... Two ... Three'...
Where does a pirate keep his buccaneer' s?
Under his buccan-hat.
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate many excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family - but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raises his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."
The person who took my sneakers while I was on the jumpy castle at McDonald's
Please grow up.
Jehovah's Witnesses
They have to be the worst at knock knock jokes.
My wife wants to have a kid..
I bought her a goldfish and told her to wait a few million years.
Minnie and Mickey Mouse are getting a divorce.
The divorce court judge looks down at the paperwork and says to Mickey "It says here that you want to divorce Minnie because you think she is crazy?" And Mickey replies, "No, I said I want a divorce because she is f.cking Goofy!"
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