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    HYPNOTIST IN THE SENIOR CENTER

    It was entertainment night at the senior center and the Amazing
    Claude was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see
    the famed Hypnotist do his stuff. As Claude went to the front of
    the meeting room he announced, "Unlike most hypnotists who invite
    two or three people up here to be put into a trance, I intend to
    hypnotize each and every member of the audience."
    The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a
    beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. "I want you each to
    keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's
    been in my family for six generations."

    He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly
    chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..." The
    crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light
    gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed
    the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's
    fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.

    "SHIT!" said the Hypnotist...

    It took three days to clean up the senior center.
    :teeter:

    #2
    HYPNOTIST IN THE SENIOR CENTER

    Gypsi, That is excellent!!

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      #3
      HYPNOTIST IN THE SENIOR CENTER

      Too funny!


      :h Nancy







      "Be still and know that I am God"

      Psalm 46:10

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        #4
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        That was so funny, didn't even see that punchline coming..
        A F F L..
        Alcohol Free For Life

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          #5
          HYPNOTIST IN THE SENIOR CENTER

          EWWWWW, yet so funny.
          Learning to live life on the outside of a bottle. :flower:

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            #6
            HYPNOTIST IN THE SENIOR CENTER

            Good one!
            "Keep your eyes and heart focused on the end goal at all times, and never settle for less."

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              #7
              HYPNOTIST IN THE SENIOR CENTER

              yuuuuuuggggghhhhhhhh - but funny !!
              I feel as though it's all happening to someone right next to me.
              I'm close, I can feel it, I can hear it, but it isn't really me.

              Marilyn Monroe

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