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    Apples and Wine

    Women are like apples on a tree. The best ones are
    at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones
    because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they
    sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.
    The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality,
    they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along,
    the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

    Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up
    to Women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something
    acceptable to have dinner with.
    I'm really easy to get along with once people learn to worship me

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    I think lush may have some hostility issues rising to the surface today.

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      #3
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      LOL. Just passing along what a friend sent to me. No hostility on my part today. Yet.
      I'm really easy to get along with once people learn to worship me

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        #4
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        I think Lushy is on to something here.........LMAO
        "Keep your eyes and heart focused on the end goal at all times, and never settle for less."

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          #5
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          i really liked that one :P
          http://localhost/gimport/cache/avatars/addicted to living again

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            #6
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            Thanks Lushy, that's being sent all over the UK now xx
            sigpicXXX

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              #7
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              Lushy, you did it again! LMAO, sending this around the US!!

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                #8
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                It will take you a LONG time to stomp the shit out of ME - Oh YEAH!

                I am full of it!!!


                Satori

                xxx
                "Though there are many paths at the foot of the mountain - all those who reach the top see the same moon - as any fule kno"

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                  #9
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                  Lushy, the best forward I have sent around in years. And I take this as constructive criticism, grin ... Sending it to my girlfriends who are depressed and feeling unworthy for not being in a relationship. It's all about how you present it, right?

                  Thanks again! This one made my day!
                  Paddy
                  Time's fun when you're having flies. - Kermit the Frog - eace:

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