I'D LOVE TO BE EIGHT AGAIN
> >
> > A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday..
> > "I'd love to be eight again" she replied
> >
> > On the morning of her birthday he arose early, made her
> > a nice big bowl of Coco Pops
> >
> > and then took her off to the local theme park. What a
> >Day!
> >
> > He put her on every ride in the park:
> >
> > * The Death Slide
> > * The Wall of Fear
> > * The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster
> >
> >
> >Five hours later she staggered out of the theme Park.
> >Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
> >
> >Right away they journeyed to a McDonalds where her loving
>husband ordered
> >her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate
>milk shake.
> >
> >Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot
>dog,
> >popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favourite lolly and
>M& M's.
> >
> >What a fabulous adventure!
> >
> >Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto
>the bed
> >exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile
>and lovingly
> >asked "Well Dear, what was it like being eight again?"
> >
> >Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I
>meant my
> >dress size, you f*ckin tw*t"
> >
> >The moral of this story: Even when a man is Listening, he's
>still going to
> >get it wrong.
> >
> > A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday..
> > "I'd love to be eight again" she replied
> >
> > On the morning of her birthday he arose early, made her
> > a nice big bowl of Coco Pops
> >
> > and then took her off to the local theme park. What a
> >Day!
> >
> > He put her on every ride in the park:
> >
> > * The Death Slide
> > * The Wall of Fear
> > * The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster
> >
> >
> >Five hours later she staggered out of the theme Park.
> >Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
> >
> >Right away they journeyed to a McDonalds where her loving
>husband ordered
> >her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate
>milk shake.
> >
> >Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot
>dog,
> >popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favourite lolly and
>M& M's.
> >
> >What a fabulous adventure!
> >
> >Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto
>the bed
> >exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile
>and lovingly
> >asked "Well Dear, what was it like being eight again?"
> >
> >Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I
>meant my
> >dress size, you f*ckin tw*t"
> >
> >The moral of this story: Even when a man is Listening, he's
>still going to
> >get it wrong.
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