mornin all..how are we today then?all good hopefully ,as we go into another weekend....nearly chrimbo now!!!!so what plans have we got for the weekend then?owt or nowt?..well been up early doors again ..both the rabbits are out playing..I think we are getting near the stage ..fingers xd..only issue seems to be at the mo....he is using a completely different area from her as a toilet...need to sort that out...certainly dont want a 6 foot toilet!!
ok brew time..so lets have one...here we go...
hey Sam how are we today then?all good ?veying jobs on target?weekend comin... some toons maybe?steamer or a boomer today?have a good one..
hiya Lav....sounds like you are a lodger in your own house at the mo!!!!how did you get on at the vets?Baron Greenback get a spanking??I know how much Sandy cost..thank goodness I had insurance....so you got a house full this weekend too?
hiya Pauly..how are you today then?all good ?any plans for the weekend?hey dont let the pic postcard photos fool you ..believe me its like duck on water scenario here too at times...looks calm on top...but paddling like mad underneath!!
ppqp...wow nice car...like the colour too...if you are down Calgary today ..look out for my mate..he is bringing back a lowloader with some brinks armoured cash wagons back to be scrapped......all empty tho....glad that work isnt a hassle for you ...so wheres the drive to this weekend?you answered pie well ...a brilliant answer!!
hiya pie..how are you today?now then,reading your post worries me....Ive seen so many similar..get up to the year mark,and no bells and whistles..and this isnt particularily aimed at you so please dont take offence...In life we are really driven by time factors....time until such and such how long? is a main question...but quitting booze cant be given time margins..when you think about it...12 months isnt a lot in the scheme of drinking for say 15 years...there are no prizes except those from yourself and supporters..and the other thing is dont forget..no one ever knew you had a problem so how can it be celebrated when actually it is to everyone else a non starter..ok for what to expect or where to go.....firstly you can expect life.....life that you are in control of..not a slave to something in a bottle....I think with people..the words gift, expectations,rewards..conjure up physical or material things...but quitting is probably the best gift that you could have given yourself....it gives you the options of dealing with issues ,and also planning what you want to do in life ..really the world is your oyster..you have no constraints.enjoy life ,enjoy the challenges,enjoy being yourself,not living a lie...dont expect a big brass band waiting on the doorstep...but do expect a clear unhindered view of life and whatever you want to do with it..Perhaps Ive not explained that too well ..but if you want ..pm me ...dont even think of relapse .. u are too strong for it :hug: a year isnt a deadline..its a point of reflection...look back on it ...how you are..how you were ..and tell me which person do you like better?
hiya Det how are you mate?out next week again mate?tell me ..do all the shootings and use of violence with weapons impact on your job or indeed the legislation that goes with it?
hiya no sugar ..how are you today?again a great answer for pie ..tink we all have kinda got the same thoughts in different wrappers!!like you I am who I am and live my life as me.....hope you have a great weekend
hey bear hows you then ?all good hopefully..anything planned for the weekend?
right folks time to go..stay strong stay safe stay sober :hug:
I got sacked from my job for "not taking opportunities as they appear".
In fairness its a nicer way of wording "Because you had to be rescued from the revolving door in the lobby"
Take Your Children To Work Day.
What better way to teach your kids why you come home miserable every night.
"Where's the fecking volume button on this contraption?" I demanded as I stormed into my son's room at 3am.
"bloody hell," said my wife. "He's only three weeks old; he cries, o.k?"
What goes?
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My fecking dog around every tree.
The wife tried on a new dress and asked for my opinion.
I said I thought it was abysmal.
She bought the next size up.
Donald Trump would make a great president because you know he would comb over every inch of the budget.
"Where are you going? " Asked my wife.
"Remember all that money you made me put away for a rainy day, " I said,
"of course I do, " she snapped,
"well it's pissing down, I'm off out to buy a Harley, " I replied.
What do you call an alligator wearing a tanktop?
An investigator.
As I stood swaying from side to side at the British Airways ticket desk last night, the guy looked at me and said, "Can I help?"
"Yes," I slurred, unzipping my superman costume and pulling my wallet out, "One ticket to Amsterdam please."
"You're unable to fly, sir." he replied, "You're far too drunk."
I said, "I know mate, that's why I'm getting a plane."
Bored?
Cut open a leather football and place several bricks inside the ball. Stitch the ball together again. Place this ball on the pavement just outside a pub.
Wait a few metres down the road and when a drunk man exits the pub, shout, "Oi mate, can I have my ball back?
An interesting observation. . .
1 The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL.
2 The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is FOOTBALL.
3 The sport of choice for front-line workers is BOWLING.
4 The sport of choice for supervisors is CRICKET.
5 The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS.
6 The sport of choice for Corporate Executives is GOLF.
Conclusion. . .
The higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls!
ok brew time..so lets have one...here we go...
hey Sam how are we today then?all good ?veying jobs on target?weekend comin... some toons maybe?steamer or a boomer today?have a good one..
hiya Lav....sounds like you are a lodger in your own house at the mo!!!!how did you get on at the vets?Baron Greenback get a spanking??I know how much Sandy cost..thank goodness I had insurance....so you got a house full this weekend too?
hiya Pauly..how are you today then?all good ?any plans for the weekend?hey dont let the pic postcard photos fool you ..believe me its like duck on water scenario here too at times...looks calm on top...but paddling like mad underneath!!
ppqp...wow nice car...like the colour too...if you are down Calgary today ..look out for my mate..he is bringing back a lowloader with some brinks armoured cash wagons back to be scrapped......all empty tho....glad that work isnt a hassle for you ...so wheres the drive to this weekend?you answered pie well ...a brilliant answer!!
hiya pie..how are you today?now then,reading your post worries me....Ive seen so many similar..get up to the year mark,and no bells and whistles..and this isnt particularily aimed at you so please dont take offence...In life we are really driven by time factors....time until such and such how long? is a main question...but quitting booze cant be given time margins..when you think about it...12 months isnt a lot in the scheme of drinking for say 15 years...there are no prizes except those from yourself and supporters..and the other thing is dont forget..no one ever knew you had a problem so how can it be celebrated when actually it is to everyone else a non starter..ok for what to expect or where to go.....firstly you can expect life.....life that you are in control of..not a slave to something in a bottle....I think with people..the words gift, expectations,rewards..conjure up physical or material things...but quitting is probably the best gift that you could have given yourself....it gives you the options of dealing with issues ,and also planning what you want to do in life ..really the world is your oyster..you have no constraints.enjoy life ,enjoy the challenges,enjoy being yourself,not living a lie...dont expect a big brass band waiting on the doorstep...but do expect a clear unhindered view of life and whatever you want to do with it..Perhaps Ive not explained that too well ..but if you want ..pm me ...dont even think of relapse .. u are too strong for it :hug: a year isnt a deadline..its a point of reflection...look back on it ...how you are..how you were ..and tell me which person do you like better?
hiya Det how are you mate?out next week again mate?tell me ..do all the shootings and use of violence with weapons impact on your job or indeed the legislation that goes with it?
hiya no sugar ..how are you today?again a great answer for pie ..tink we all have kinda got the same thoughts in different wrappers!!like you I am who I am and live my life as me.....hope you have a great weekend
hey bear hows you then ?all good hopefully..anything planned for the weekend?
right folks time to go..stay strong stay safe stay sober :hug:
I got sacked from my job for "not taking opportunities as they appear".
In fairness its a nicer way of wording "Because you had to be rescued from the revolving door in the lobby"
Take Your Children To Work Day.
What better way to teach your kids why you come home miserable every night.
"Where's the fecking volume button on this contraption?" I demanded as I stormed into my son's room at 3am.
"bloody hell," said my wife. "He's only three weeks old; he cries, o.k?"
What goes?
Message detected....scanning....analysing.....analysing... ..processing....analysing....re-scanning....processing....anaylsing...
Reply deposited.
My fecking dog around every tree.
The wife tried on a new dress and asked for my opinion.
I said I thought it was abysmal.
She bought the next size up.
Donald Trump would make a great president because you know he would comb over every inch of the budget.
"Where are you going? " Asked my wife.
"Remember all that money you made me put away for a rainy day, " I said,
"of course I do, " she snapped,
"well it's pissing down, I'm off out to buy a Harley, " I replied.
What do you call an alligator wearing a tanktop?
An investigator.
As I stood swaying from side to side at the British Airways ticket desk last night, the guy looked at me and said, "Can I help?"
"Yes," I slurred, unzipping my superman costume and pulling my wallet out, "One ticket to Amsterdam please."
"You're unable to fly, sir." he replied, "You're far too drunk."
I said, "I know mate, that's why I'm getting a plane."
Bored?
Cut open a leather football and place several bricks inside the ball. Stitch the ball together again. Place this ball on the pavement just outside a pub.
Wait a few metres down the road and when a drunk man exits the pub, shout, "Oi mate, can I have my ball back?
An interesting observation. . .
1 The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL.
2 The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is FOOTBALL.
3 The sport of choice for front-line workers is BOWLING.
4 The sport of choice for supervisors is CRICKET.
5 The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS.
6 The sport of choice for Corporate Executives is GOLF.
Conclusion. . .
The higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls!
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