mornin all ..and how are we today then?all good?didnt find much to shout about yesterday ..but hey was a day out anyway ...and the weather was gawjus,not like today its raining catz n dogs!!so off we go then brew time for all ..for all those interested Downton Abbey started its final series last night..let me tell you awl about it..............
firstly ..big hi det..wondered where you had gone ..thought you had fallen off the edge of the wureld!!:egad:glad things are ok with you ..apart from sounding slightly rushed!!!
Sam the man how are you doing?glad to see you back on the site ..did you find out what the problem is ?getting paid for fiddlin??you sound like a British politician ..theyre pretty good at that too!!
bear hows you today then?wow its sounds like youre having a great lifestyle clearout!!good for you ...as for the holiday in Thailand...I can thoroughly recommend that ..especially if you can tag Vietnam /and or Cambodia on to it...I loved India too ...and China ...and Russia..tho if I had to choose over ..top of my list tho would be India..so set yourself the goal..and go for it...
hiya NS...how are you ?..as for curries ..yes I love them too..I also love making stir fries ..its a lot less calories and junk than the ones you buy and they also taste different...my biggest trouble is..I make them and don't write anything down so its then how much of what scenario!have a great day
hiya pie ..how are you today then?smart hen in that pic!whats on the cards today for you then?got any assignments lined up ...dogs to pick up painting sawing nailing hammering?
hiya ppqp..glad your visit with your dad went well..guess what I heard it on the grapevine that your boss may show today!!
hia pauly hows you then?wow a tortoise..its a fair size too..tho must say wont take too much time combin its hair!!so what have you been up to then?well done on the 10k steps...my total for yesterday was 17478..but dont forget Iwas walking about fields finding nuffink!!
hiya Lav..firstly heres a brew ..must be tired after going down the Amazon for cashews!!Likewise I straightend my hair colour yesterday ..no not blonde ..but gone for the see thru option!!bought a wall jug in tenerife ..cos it had a bird of paradise plant on it ..now got a gerbora in it ..will put some pics up ..also of my toms the beef ones are "marmande" 2..they are pretty big ..getting near the end for them now have a great day..
Right folks time to go ..so have a great day
I was watching the New Avengers Assemble movie when my wife asked, "What superpower would you have if you could have any?"
"Invisibility," I replied.
"I'm intrigued," she went on. "What would you do if you were invisible?"
"Sit here and watch the TV in peace," I replied.
I went into a pharmacy.
I said, "Have you got anything for irritation?"
She said, "Yes... But where exactly?"
"Fck knows! You tell me, it's your shop," I replied.
Guess what I got asked at the hairdresser's earlier.
Fecking everything.
I'm writing a book about introverts.
It's not coming out any time soon.
There's nothing worse than waking up cold in the morning.
Apart from not waking up, cold in the morning.
I work for a really crap advertising company.
You probably haven't heard of us.
Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed for the night.
They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien addressed it saying, 'Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader.'
The gas pump, of course, didn't respond.
The younger alien became angry at the lack of response.
The older alien said, 'I'd calm down if I were you.'
The younger alien ignored the warning and repeated his greeting.
Again, there was no response.
Annoyed by what he perceived to be the pump's haughty attitude, he drew his ray gun and said impatiently, 'Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Do not ignore us this way! Take us to your leader or I will fire!'
The older alien again warned his comrade saying, 'You probably don't want to do that! I really don't think you should make him mad.'
'Rubbish,' replied the cocky, young alien. He aimed his weapon at the pump and opened fire.
There was a huge explosion. A massive fireball roared towards them and blew the younger alien off his feet and deposited him a burnt, smoking mess about 200 yards away in a cactus patch.
Half an hour passed.
When he finally regained consciousness, he refocused his three eyes, straightened his bent antenna, and looked dazedly at the older, wiser alien who was standing over him shaking his big, green head.
'What a ferocious creature!' exclaimed the young, fried alien. 'He damn near killed me! How did you know he was so dangerous?'
The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his crispy friend and replied, 'If there's one thing I've learned during my intergalactic travels, you don't want to mess with a guy who can wrap his d.ck around himself twice and then stick it in his ear.
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firstly ..big hi det..wondered where you had gone ..thought you had fallen off the edge of the wureld!!:egad:glad things are ok with you ..apart from sounding slightly rushed!!!
Sam the man how are you doing?glad to see you back on the site ..did you find out what the problem is ?getting paid for fiddlin??you sound like a British politician ..theyre pretty good at that too!!
bear hows you today then?wow its sounds like youre having a great lifestyle clearout!!good for you ...as for the holiday in Thailand...I can thoroughly recommend that ..especially if you can tag Vietnam /and or Cambodia on to it...I loved India too ...and China ...and Russia..tho if I had to choose over ..top of my list tho would be India..so set yourself the goal..and go for it...
hiya NS...how are you ?..as for curries ..yes I love them too..I also love making stir fries ..its a lot less calories and junk than the ones you buy and they also taste different...my biggest trouble is..I make them and don't write anything down so its then how much of what scenario!have a great day
hiya pie ..how are you today then?smart hen in that pic!whats on the cards today for you then?got any assignments lined up ...dogs to pick up painting sawing nailing hammering?
hiya ppqp..glad your visit with your dad went well..guess what I heard it on the grapevine that your boss may show today!!
hia pauly hows you then?wow a tortoise..its a fair size too..tho must say wont take too much time combin its hair!!so what have you been up to then?well done on the 10k steps...my total for yesterday was 17478..but dont forget Iwas walking about fields finding nuffink!!
hiya Lav..firstly heres a brew ..must be tired after going down the Amazon for cashews!!Likewise I straightend my hair colour yesterday ..no not blonde ..but gone for the see thru option!!bought a wall jug in tenerife ..cos it had a bird of paradise plant on it ..now got a gerbora in it ..will put some pics up ..also of my toms the beef ones are "marmande" 2..they are pretty big ..getting near the end for them now have a great day..
Right folks time to go ..so have a great day
I was watching the New Avengers Assemble movie when my wife asked, "What superpower would you have if you could have any?"
"Invisibility," I replied.
"I'm intrigued," she went on. "What would you do if you were invisible?"
"Sit here and watch the TV in peace," I replied.
I went into a pharmacy.
I said, "Have you got anything for irritation?"
She said, "Yes... But where exactly?"
"Fck knows! You tell me, it's your shop," I replied.
Guess what I got asked at the hairdresser's earlier.
Fecking everything.
I'm writing a book about introverts.
It's not coming out any time soon.
There's nothing worse than waking up cold in the morning.
Apart from not waking up, cold in the morning.
I work for a really crap advertising company.
You probably haven't heard of us.
Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed for the night.
They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien addressed it saying, 'Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader.'
The gas pump, of course, didn't respond.
The younger alien became angry at the lack of response.
The older alien said, 'I'd calm down if I were you.'
The younger alien ignored the warning and repeated his greeting.
Again, there was no response.
Annoyed by what he perceived to be the pump's haughty attitude, he drew his ray gun and said impatiently, 'Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Do not ignore us this way! Take us to your leader or I will fire!'
The older alien again warned his comrade saying, 'You probably don't want to do that! I really don't think you should make him mad.'
'Rubbish,' replied the cocky, young alien. He aimed his weapon at the pump and opened fire.
There was a huge explosion. A massive fireball roared towards them and blew the younger alien off his feet and deposited him a burnt, smoking mess about 200 yards away in a cactus patch.
Half an hour passed.
When he finally regained consciousness, he refocused his three eyes, straightened his bent antenna, and looked dazedly at the older, wiser alien who was standing over him shaking his big, green head.
'What a ferocious creature!' exclaimed the young, fried alien. 'He damn near killed me! How did you know he was so dangerous?'
The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his crispy friend and replied, 'If there's one thing I've learned during my intergalactic travels, you don't want to mess with a guy who can wrap his d.ck around himself twice and then stick it in his ear.
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20150921_095929.jpg
20150921_095758.jpg
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