mornin folks ..well did we all sdee the eclipse and the orange moon?yep we did..well at least I saw the orange moon..never saw the eclipse..Julie was looking and her marks out of 10 were about 3..so I didnt exactly jump out to see it...first frost this morning...supposed to be a nice week tho fingers crossed ..tried to save some of my cabbages that hd been chewed up by butterflies..made an extra high cloche..(joined 2 sheets of plastic together)going to plant spring cabbage today too..rabbits are running about like loonies,but apart from that alls well in my world..seems to be all good in here too....glad to see you again Det ..you know its so easy to tell when you are off on one ..you just go missing!!at the end of the day buddy ..its down to you what you do with your life n health..all we can do is support you..big brews all round folks..the fields we were supposed to be on yesterday had been deep ploughed so got to phone the farmer this week ...they will be rolled and seeded..and then no chance once the crops arre in tho there is a days window between rolling and seeding so might be there tomorrow...big shout to you all..and now the jokes..
Every now and then I like to learn a new swear word.
So I park in front of my neighbour's driveway.
There is a 60% chance of you not seeing the upcoming lunar eclipse, due to poor weather conditions.
Or if you're me, there's a 100% chance, due to you not giving a flying fck.
I went to bed last night thinking I was Peter Noone from Herman's Hermits.
Woke up this morning feeling fine.
Jeremy Kyle's wife has been having an affair.
It must have been so easy for her, knowing where her husband was at 9:30 am every morning.
I'm going on a blind date tonight and I've got those nagging questions going round my head.
Is she going to find me attractive?
Will we hit it off?
And if all else fails, would she recognise me in a police lineup?
"Dear, I think Junior needs an encyclopedia."
"No. Let him walk to school like I used to!"
Disaster today at the Los Angeles Zoo when the snake pit was accidentally filled in.
Said the Zoo Director, "It's terrible, terrible news, now the snakes don't have a pit to hiss in."
A man with only one finger has nearly reached the top of Everest.
I offered him my help, but ... well, you can imagine his response.
Every now and then I like to learn a new swear word.
So I park in front of my neighbour's driveway.
There is a 60% chance of you not seeing the upcoming lunar eclipse, due to poor weather conditions.
Or if you're me, there's a 100% chance, due to you not giving a flying fck.
I went to bed last night thinking I was Peter Noone from Herman's Hermits.
Woke up this morning feeling fine.
Jeremy Kyle's wife has been having an affair.
It must have been so easy for her, knowing where her husband was at 9:30 am every morning.
I'm going on a blind date tonight and I've got those nagging questions going round my head.
Is she going to find me attractive?
Will we hit it off?
And if all else fails, would she recognise me in a police lineup?
"Dear, I think Junior needs an encyclopedia."
"No. Let him walk to school like I used to!"
Disaster today at the Los Angeles Zoo when the snake pit was accidentally filled in.
Said the Zoo Director, "It's terrible, terrible news, now the snakes don't have a pit to hiss in."
A man with only one finger has nearly reached the top of Everest.
I offered him my help, but ... well, you can imagine his response.
I've been having anxiety lately and its freaking me out! I don't know what is causing it,there's nothing stressing me out,I dunno what to do about it, I swear I feel like there's always some shit going on with me,allergies get better,have headaches,headaches go away,have anxiety, give me a break,I'm too young to feel this damn old!grrrr,maybe I just have Mondayitis, hope everyone has a nice day
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