mornin alll...and how are we today then?all good I hope..well computer is in the shop..if this doesnt work then its time to get another ..its only 6 yrs old ..and is a tiop of the range Dell...wont pick up tinternet unless its sittin on top of it even with boosters..so at present using the old steam driven one...consumes about a bag of coal per hour!!as far as the knee goes ..its pretty sore and swollen but hey ho..was going to go out this week sometime if it wass better..but we have got the a.se end of that hurricane here ...its windy n wet this morning..right thasts enough about me...on we go:congratulatory:
brew time....all in?
hiya SF ....hows you today then......and hey you are part of this community ...smiley faces n all....so have you any thoughts about work?Im sure youll find something you dont kinda seem the sit on your ass and watch Judge Judy all day type!!best o lluck
hiya kherriot ...wow such a lot going on in a such a short post....your opening lines say it all...as as a sober person yes I can help and offer advice to my friends and family ..instead of a half jaked blurb!dont know why ..but reading your post...despite the downside things in it seemed so upbeat and positive ...kinda hard to explain but for me it did
hiya pie....glad your dad is ok...as for the pea soup...yum ...chuck some lentils in it too makes it a nice thick wintry warmer soup...hope your dog assignment goes well tomorrow.yep its quite hard at times with the phone ...long tapering fingers I aint got!!!
hey bear ..nothing will push you too far ...except you!!!whatever your anxieties are;.....they need to be faced..they aint gonna hurt you ..they aint gonna kill you and they aint gonna make you pregnant!!!so front them up...once youve done that itll be a case of what was that all about?trust me...
hiya NS...so you had a girly weekend.....look at you!!glad you enjoyed your self ...and yep ..did you need booze ? nope ..so there you go..
hiya ppqp..hows you then?all ok I hope....
hiya pauly....least your boogie has got leaves ....mines a stick!!it'll come back..yes Im resting my leg as much as I can..but I get bored pretty easily doin zilch..how are you anyway?
hiya Lav...glad the party went well any leftovers?doggy bags welcome...just lookin thru seed catalogues on what veggies to grow this year coming...definitely growing Ildi tomatoes ..they are like minature yellow pears ...really nice and spring cabbage ..Bedfordshire champion onions but the jury is out on the rest...heres your recovery brew party princess!!
hey Sam hows you thius fine ..ha day hopefully good ....
right peeps goodly by.. I kneed to shake a leg...ok I thought it was hilarious!!
I couldn't believe what I saw when I took a tour of Bob Marley's house in Jamaica.
His entire bedroom wall was covered with posters of students.
When asked about the reasons why he resigned, Sunderland manager Dick Advocaat said, "Someone poured lemonade over me and it just snowballed from there"
Roger Daltrey from the Who has installed wind turbines at home.
Now he just keeps talkin' bout his generation
I rushed into a Tesco's once about 10 mins before it closed and a cleaner was mopping the floor . She snorted at me and shouted " We close in 10 mins can't you read ?" So I replied " Yes I can that's why I'm not mopping floors in shop supermarkets."
"Mr Spock, would you like some tips on how to look like a regular person?"
"Yeah, I'm all ears, mate."
I can't think of any good bank jokes ATM
Fed up with people criticising me for my lack of direction.
I've had it up to here. Well more like here. Actually probably like over there
I was in the pub playing snooker when some bloke asked, "What's the hardest thing about playing snooker?"
I replied, "Trying to convince the wife that the dog wants to take a cue with him on his walk."
I entered my dog in the redneck version of Crufts last week.
She won "Best Inbreed."
Paddy & Mick go down to the local job centre, but theres a big sign on the door saying 'Interviews for deaf people only'. Never the less they decide to put on an act. Paddy walks into the office, and the interviewer says "shut the door". He does, and the man says to Paddy.."you're not deaf at all. get out". Anyway, Paddy comes out and tells Mick whatever you do don't shut the door. Mick goes into the office, and the interviewer says the same. "shut the door". Mick replies "No, shut it yourself"
Paddy and Mick are sat in a cafe.
A waitress came over and said "You can't eat your own sandwiches in here!"
So they swapped.
Two redneck hunters got a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose, they managed to bag 6. As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane could take only 4 moose.
The two lads objected strongly, "Last year we shot six. The pilot let us take them all and he had the same plane as yours."
Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded. However, even on full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down. Somehow, surrounded by the moose bodies, Clem and Jeb survived the crash.
After climbing out of the wreckage, Clem asked Jeb, "Any idea where we are?"
Jeb replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."
brew time....all in?
hiya SF ....hows you today then......and hey you are part of this community ...smiley faces n all....so have you any thoughts about work?Im sure youll find something you dont kinda seem the sit on your ass and watch Judge Judy all day type!!best o lluck
hiya kherriot ...wow such a lot going on in a such a short post....your opening lines say it all...as as a sober person yes I can help and offer advice to my friends and family ..instead of a half jaked blurb!dont know why ..but reading your post...despite the downside things in it seemed so upbeat and positive ...kinda hard to explain but for me it did
hiya pie....glad your dad is ok...as for the pea soup...yum ...chuck some lentils in it too makes it a nice thick wintry warmer soup...hope your dog assignment goes well tomorrow.yep its quite hard at times with the phone ...long tapering fingers I aint got!!!
hey bear ..nothing will push you too far ...except you!!!whatever your anxieties are;.....they need to be faced..they aint gonna hurt you ..they aint gonna kill you and they aint gonna make you pregnant!!!so front them up...once youve done that itll be a case of what was that all about?trust me...
hiya NS...so you had a girly weekend.....look at you!!glad you enjoyed your self ...and yep ..did you need booze ? nope ..so there you go..
hiya ppqp..hows you then?all ok I hope....
hiya pauly....least your boogie has got leaves ....mines a stick!!it'll come back..yes Im resting my leg as much as I can..but I get bored pretty easily doin zilch..how are you anyway?
hiya Lav...glad the party went well any leftovers?doggy bags welcome...just lookin thru seed catalogues on what veggies to grow this year coming...definitely growing Ildi tomatoes ..they are like minature yellow pears ...really nice and spring cabbage ..Bedfordshire champion onions but the jury is out on the rest...heres your recovery brew party princess!!
hey Sam hows you thius fine ..ha day hopefully good ....
right peeps goodly by.. I kneed to shake a leg...ok I thought it was hilarious!!
I couldn't believe what I saw when I took a tour of Bob Marley's house in Jamaica.
His entire bedroom wall was covered with posters of students.
When asked about the reasons why he resigned, Sunderland manager Dick Advocaat said, "Someone poured lemonade over me and it just snowballed from there"
Roger Daltrey from the Who has installed wind turbines at home.
Now he just keeps talkin' bout his generation
I rushed into a Tesco's once about 10 mins before it closed and a cleaner was mopping the floor . She snorted at me and shouted " We close in 10 mins can't you read ?" So I replied " Yes I can that's why I'm not mopping floors in shop supermarkets."
"Mr Spock, would you like some tips on how to look like a regular person?"
"Yeah, I'm all ears, mate."
I can't think of any good bank jokes ATM
Fed up with people criticising me for my lack of direction.
I've had it up to here. Well more like here. Actually probably like over there
I was in the pub playing snooker when some bloke asked, "What's the hardest thing about playing snooker?"
I replied, "Trying to convince the wife that the dog wants to take a cue with him on his walk."
I entered my dog in the redneck version of Crufts last week.
She won "Best Inbreed."
Paddy & Mick go down to the local job centre, but theres a big sign on the door saying 'Interviews for deaf people only'. Never the less they decide to put on an act. Paddy walks into the office, and the interviewer says "shut the door". He does, and the man says to Paddy.."you're not deaf at all. get out". Anyway, Paddy comes out and tells Mick whatever you do don't shut the door. Mick goes into the office, and the interviewer says the same. "shut the door". Mick replies "No, shut it yourself"
Paddy and Mick are sat in a cafe.
A waitress came over and said "You can't eat your own sandwiches in here!"
So they swapped.
Two redneck hunters got a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose, they managed to bag 6. As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane could take only 4 moose.
The two lads objected strongly, "Last year we shot six. The pilot let us take them all and he had the same plane as yours."
Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded. However, even on full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down. Somehow, surrounded by the moose bodies, Clem and Jeb survived the crash.
After climbing out of the wreckage, Clem asked Jeb, "Any idea where we are?"
Jeb replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."
osteroops::woohoo2::harhar::hahaha:
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