morning people..and how are we today then?pouring down with rain at the moment here,plus we had bonfires last night for Guy Fawkes,and the same again tonight ,so there is quite a smog around...
was looking at this thread ,the people that use it ,and the number of posts........pretty low at the moment in comparison to most of the other threads...so what are we doing that isnt in with keeping?its quite a long time since we had a new member on here ..and then they tend to do one elsewhere..any ideas folks? how or what can ws do to make it more interesting...
brew time then....
hiya pie ....so has the coin been flipped as to whether the noodie professor is arriving or not ...(need to be reeely careful with innuendo and some words!!)
hiya Sam...reposted the pic ..looks ok now ...do you want some rain ..we have got plenty going spare here!!
hiya Lav...hows you then?here you go ..brew time......yep the plans in my head change daily about this table...also into the wood burning idea ...fancy a dabble at that
hey pauly hows you today then?feeling less tired?hope so
big hi to those not here ...NS Det ppqp etc ..have a good one...
I stumbled up to the bar.
"I'm not serving you," said the barman.
"Why not?!" I asked.
"Too drunk." he replied.
I said, "Sober up then
A middle-aged frumpy couple return to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde.
"I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the £75,000 asking price," said the man. "Yet I just heard you close the deal for £65, 000 to the lovely young lady there. You insisted there could be no discount on this model."
"Well, what can I tell you? She had the ready cash and, just look at her, how could I resist?" replied the grinning salesman.
Just then the young woman approached the middle-aged couple and gave them the keys.
"There you go," she said. "I told you I would get the clown to reduce it. See you later, dad."
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living!
Holidaymakers are returning from Sharm El Sheik, they've only got hand luggage with them, they'll get the rest of the luggage in about 10 days.
So it's business as usual for Easyjet then......
I phoned the ladder company five times without anyone answering.
It just rung and rung.
I was just setting up my new DJ decks when my wife walked in, "What do you think you're doing?" she asked.
"Setting up my new decks," I replied.
"Not in fucking here you're not," She said kicking off, "this is the kids bedroom."
"Can I put them in the shed then?" I asked.
"Of course you can, you daft sod." She replied. "You don't have to ask."
"Great!" I replied shouting down the stairs, "kids you're sleeping in the shed from now on."
"So Paddy, where do you see yourself in 5 years time?" asked the interviewer.
"I can't answer that," replied Paddy.
"Why not?"
"I forgot my glasses."
Sepp Blatter has suffered a medical emergency. He's contracted blood poisoning from the dirty money in his wallet.
was looking at this thread ,the people that use it ,and the number of posts........pretty low at the moment in comparison to most of the other threads...so what are we doing that isnt in with keeping?its quite a long time since we had a new member on here ..and then they tend to do one elsewhere..any ideas folks? how or what can ws do to make it more interesting...
brew time then....
hiya pie ....so has the coin been flipped as to whether the noodie professor is arriving or not ...(need to be reeely careful with innuendo and some words!!)
hiya Sam...reposted the pic ..looks ok now ...do you want some rain ..we have got plenty going spare here!!
hiya Lav...hows you then?here you go ..brew time......yep the plans in my head change daily about this table...also into the wood burning idea ...fancy a dabble at that
hey pauly hows you today then?feeling less tired?hope so
big hi to those not here ...NS Det ppqp etc ..have a good one...
I stumbled up to the bar.
"I'm not serving you," said the barman.
"Why not?!" I asked.
"Too drunk." he replied.
I said, "Sober up then
A middle-aged frumpy couple return to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde.
"I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the £75,000 asking price," said the man. "Yet I just heard you close the deal for £65, 000 to the lovely young lady there. You insisted there could be no discount on this model."
"Well, what can I tell you? She had the ready cash and, just look at her, how could I resist?" replied the grinning salesman.
Just then the young woman approached the middle-aged couple and gave them the keys.
"There you go," she said. "I told you I would get the clown to reduce it. See you later, dad."
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living!
Holidaymakers are returning from Sharm El Sheik, they've only got hand luggage with them, they'll get the rest of the luggage in about 10 days.
So it's business as usual for Easyjet then......
I phoned the ladder company five times without anyone answering.
It just rung and rung.
I was just setting up my new DJ decks when my wife walked in, "What do you think you're doing?" she asked.
"Setting up my new decks," I replied.
"Not in fucking here you're not," She said kicking off, "this is the kids bedroom."
"Can I put them in the shed then?" I asked.
"Of course you can, you daft sod." She replied. "You don't have to ask."
"Great!" I replied shouting down the stairs, "kids you're sleeping in the shed from now on."
"So Paddy, where do you see yourself in 5 years time?" asked the interviewer.
"I can't answer that," replied Paddy.
"Why not?"
"I forgot my glasses."
Sepp Blatter has suffered a medical emergency. He's contracted blood poisoning from the dirty money in his wallet.
and not really participating in the conversations that keep a thread thriving. 
,leftover curry yum.
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