mae all ...and how are we today then?all well?we are now in the middle of Barney I think its called,hope we dont have to go thru the alphabet until this crap weather is finished!!...onwards with the wabbit hutch ..got to go and get some more wood today..Im about 75%finished..woke up this morning with the mad idea that this was wednesday,got that one wrong .....ok folks brew time it is....
and Lav ..hiya,here take this brew with you seeing your on an early start!!whats the plan for today then?has your apprentice got your schedule worked out?
hey bear hows you?all good ?apart from the work stress thingy .....believe you me ..it aint worth it...live a little dont let work bring you down..it was there before ou were and willl be there when you are gone..theres nothing wrong with a little bit of stress,it feeds adrenalin,but otherwise it affects our focus,breathing ,thinking, actions,moods,..it is the biggest killer nowadays they reckon..there is nothing wrong with giving your level best at a task/job, but to let it screw you ? uh uh..how do I know??Ive worn that hat, they reckon stress was one of the major contributors to my head exploding..so unless you want a head like mine..and lets be honest..who wants that???sts (sack the stress)that said tho...even thru all of this you have done brill on the no booze cruise..so good for you..
hiya pie ..hows you then?complete with la famille du chiens??wow thats a fair few to be looking after....gladf youre diad is doing good...I suppose if you are looking at this then you must be on tinternet"!!oh yes ,beilieve me Ive already thought about the rescues ..the only thing against it is Sandys age and well being..oh and maybe Julie too..dont think it will happen whilst Sandy is with us ..this is her home first and foremost...but one never knows...
hiya Sam...hope you are feeling better today,of course its not your fault ..shame on you for even considering that!!!:happy2://ps dont show your wife this fred!!that sounds like a really interesting job...would be great for me.."hi Im here to check on ....oh and btw can I go detectin on your land?get better quick mate..
hiya pauly and hows you then?do you make a habit of collecting mad animals?pizza poppin pussies and toilet territory tortoises?whats next on the list?so hows you today then?hows the witches of Eastwick being with you?
hiya det ..hows you then?all good I hope..bunny condoms???which reminds me..did you hear about the duck in the swanky hotel with his girl friend?jst about to get down to it ..and thinks sheeit aint got nuffing for protection..so he phones reception and asks for a condom "certainly was the reply ..do you want it your bill?"the answer is yours!!!
hiya ns hows you then today?what part of the wureld are you in today then?
right folks thats it ..up and at emm ..here we go ..have a great day.........
What did the one shepherd say to the other shepherd?
Let's get the flock out of here!
Did you hear about the Indian who drank 5 gallons of tea?
He drowned in his teepee!
A lawyer was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're beautiful!" and then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side.
A couple of minutes later, his eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're cute!" Well, the wife was dissapointed because instead of "beautiful," it was "cute." She asked, "What happened to 'beautiful'?" His reply was "The drugs are wearing off!"
An army major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks:
"What's your problem, Soldier?"
"Chronic syphilis, Sir"
"What treatment are you getting?"
"Five minutes with the wire brush each day."
"What's your ambition?"
"To get back to the front, Sir."
"Good man." says the Major.
He goes to the next bed. "What's your problem, Soldier?"
"Chronic piles, Sir"
"What treatment are you getting?"
"Five minutes with the wire brush each day."
"What's your ambition?"
"To get back to the front, Sir."
"Good man." says the Major.
He goes to the next bed. "What's your problem, Soldier?"
"Chronic gum disease, Sir"
"What treatment are you getting?"
"Five minutes with the wire brush each day."
"What's your ambition?"
"To get the wire brush before the other two, Sir"
Talking about family, my girlfriend said, "I love my dad, but once he gets onto the sauce, he can be a mean bastard."
"A big drinker then?" I asked.
"No, he's just crazy about which is better - brown or red," she replied.
How many builders does it take to change a light bulb?
I would estimate one, but that could finish up at fifteen.
Storm Barney knocked the chimney off my house yesterday, so I wasn't lying when I told my soon to be disappointed kids that Barney Rubble was outside the front door.
I went for a job interview as a blacksmith yesterday. He said, "Have you ever shoed a horse?"
I said, "No, but I've told a donkey to feck off."
"I'm going to start going to karate classes," said my wife.
"No, no," I laughed. "It's called 'sumo'".
and Lav ..hiya,here take this brew with you seeing your on an early start!!whats the plan for today then?has your apprentice got your schedule worked out?
hey bear hows you?all good ?apart from the work stress thingy .....believe you me ..it aint worth it...live a little dont let work bring you down..it was there before ou were and willl be there when you are gone..theres nothing wrong with a little bit of stress,it feeds adrenalin,but otherwise it affects our focus,breathing ,thinking, actions,moods,..it is the biggest killer nowadays they reckon..there is nothing wrong with giving your level best at a task/job, but to let it screw you ? uh uh..how do I know??Ive worn that hat, they reckon stress was one of the major contributors to my head exploding..so unless you want a head like mine..and lets be honest..who wants that???sts (sack the stress)that said tho...even thru all of this you have done brill on the no booze cruise..so good for you..
hiya pie ..hows you then?complete with la famille du chiens??wow thats a fair few to be looking after....gladf youre diad is doing good...I suppose if you are looking at this then you must be on tinternet"!!oh yes ,beilieve me Ive already thought about the rescues ..the only thing against it is Sandys age and well being..oh and maybe Julie too..dont think it will happen whilst Sandy is with us ..this is her home first and foremost...but one never knows...
hiya Sam...hope you are feeling better today,of course its not your fault ..shame on you for even considering that!!!:happy2://ps dont show your wife this fred!!that sounds like a really interesting job...would be great for me.."hi Im here to check on ....oh and btw can I go detectin on your land?get better quick mate..
hiya pauly and hows you then?do you make a habit of collecting mad animals?pizza poppin pussies and toilet territory tortoises?whats next on the list?so hows you today then?hows the witches of Eastwick being with you?
hiya det ..hows you then?all good I hope..bunny condoms???which reminds me..did you hear about the duck in the swanky hotel with his girl friend?jst about to get down to it ..and thinks sheeit aint got nuffing for protection..so he phones reception and asks for a condom "certainly was the reply ..do you want it your bill?"the answer is yours!!!
hiya ns hows you then today?what part of the wureld are you in today then?
right folks thats it ..up and at emm ..here we go ..have a great day.........
What did the one shepherd say to the other shepherd?
Let's get the flock out of here!
Did you hear about the Indian who drank 5 gallons of tea?
He drowned in his teepee!
A lawyer was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're beautiful!" and then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side.
A couple of minutes later, his eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're cute!" Well, the wife was dissapointed because instead of "beautiful," it was "cute." She asked, "What happened to 'beautiful'?" His reply was "The drugs are wearing off!"
An army major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks:
"What's your problem, Soldier?"
"Chronic syphilis, Sir"
"What treatment are you getting?"
"Five minutes with the wire brush each day."
"What's your ambition?"
"To get back to the front, Sir."
"Good man." says the Major.
He goes to the next bed. "What's your problem, Soldier?"
"Chronic piles, Sir"
"What treatment are you getting?"
"Five minutes with the wire brush each day."
"What's your ambition?"
"To get back to the front, Sir."
"Good man." says the Major.
He goes to the next bed. "What's your problem, Soldier?"
"Chronic gum disease, Sir"
"What treatment are you getting?"
"Five minutes with the wire brush each day."
"What's your ambition?"
"To get the wire brush before the other two, Sir"
Talking about family, my girlfriend said, "I love my dad, but once he gets onto the sauce, he can be a mean bastard."
"A big drinker then?" I asked.
"No, he's just crazy about which is better - brown or red," she replied.
How many builders does it take to change a light bulb?
I would estimate one, but that could finish up at fifteen.
Storm Barney knocked the chimney off my house yesterday, so I wasn't lying when I told my soon to be disappointed kids that Barney Rubble was outside the front door.
I went for a job interview as a blacksmith yesterday. He said, "Have you ever shoed a horse?"
I said, "No, but I've told a donkey to feck off."
"I'm going to start going to karate classes," said my wife.
"No, no," I laughed. "It's called 'sumo'".
stress is a slipper bugger to deal with because you have to question your own thinking/ignore it which can be exhausting in itself - but it's setting down new neural pathways(apparently)
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