mae all ..hows we all today then? good/bad/indifferent....tick appropriately...tried its best to snow here yesterday...so twas a day of sanding sawing and making things...today kind of looks like it will be in the same vein ...the rain is belting doon..but a brew to start...slept a bit better last night,tho was still awake at 4 ...decided not to get up ...so here we go brew time it is
mornin ns....hope you had a good flight and all is well with you...is the next trip back to the same place?
morni ng kuya...hows your yesterday which is now appearing as my today ,because yesterday our today was your tomorrow,but now our tomorrow has turned up today,your today now becomes our yesterday..easy innit?would be harder thru three time zones!!how are you feelin?are things getting sorted out this end?hope so ..be well mate...
aha ...Mr G the man from afar
...another dreamer strummin a geetar
hows you ?you good?and all of those things,
sittin strummin away on dem ole gut strings.. have a good one ....
mornin Sam ...never mind the stock market ..we want the lottery numbers from kuya..got to echo your words to pauly..anyways did you find an incubator?
heres a couple of pics of the pygmy goat with its new friends
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12670666_1701791286760167_1607118908020831018_n.jpg
mornin Lav..so the weather is on the change for you? the snow is on its way back...courgettes and cauliflower plants are peeking their heads out this morning..brew time...here yuo go...that was a smart tt cake william got!!!
hiya byrdie ..hows you then....? all good after a hectic day? not long now....
hiya pie, pauly ..ppqp det eloise ..hope you are all ok....have a good one big shout to all....
A young boy says to his father "Dad, our math teacher is asking to see you."
"What happened?" The father asks.
"Well, she asks me, 'how much is 7 * 9?' I answer '63' , then she asks, 'and 9 * 7?' so I asked 'what's the fecking difference?' "
"Indeed, what is the difference?" asks the father. ''Sure, I'll go.''
The next day, the boy comes home from school "Dad, have you gone by the school?" He asks.
"Not yet."
"Well when you do, come and see the gym teacher also."
"Why?" asks the father.
The boy explains, "Well we had a gym class today, and he asked me to raise my left arm, I did. Then my right arm, I also raised it. Then he asked me to lift my right leg, so I did. 'Now,' he says, 'lift your left leg,' so I asked 'What, am I suppose to stand on my d.ck!?'"
"Exactly," says the father. "Alright, I'll come."
The next day, the boy asks his father "Did you go to the school?"
"No, not yet."
"Don't bother, I got expelled."
Surprised, the father asks "Why did you get expelled?"
"Well, they summoned me to the principal's office, and sitting there were the math teacher, the gym teacher, and the art teacher."
"The f.ck was the art teacher doing there!?" asks the father.
"That's what I said" replied the boy.
How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One. Only ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it out they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they did, by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY?! BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS
...what was the question again?
When my wife left, I was sad and lonely.
So I got a dog, a new motorbike, met 2 women and blew a grand on drugs and alcohol.
She's going to go fcking nuts when she gets back from work.
The three unwritten rules of life:
1.
2.
3.
My wife said I should stop telling jokes because my punchlines are always crap.
Crap.
mornin ns....hope you had a good flight and all is well with you...is the next trip back to the same place?
morni ng kuya...hows your yesterday which is now appearing as my today ,because yesterday our today was your tomorrow,but now our tomorrow has turned up today,your today now becomes our yesterday..easy innit?would be harder thru three time zones!!how are you feelin?are things getting sorted out this end?hope so ..be well mate...
aha ...Mr G the man from afar
...another dreamer strummin a geetar
hows you ?you good?and all of those things,
sittin strummin away on dem ole gut strings.. have a good one ....
mornin Sam ...never mind the stock market ..we want the lottery numbers from kuya..got to echo your words to pauly..anyways did you find an incubator?
heres a couple of pics of the pygmy goat with its new friends
12963820_1701790676760228_8528132115563501267_n.jpg
12670666_1701791286760167_1607118908020831018_n.jpg
mornin Lav..so the weather is on the change for you? the snow is on its way back...courgettes and cauliflower plants are peeking their heads out this morning..brew time...here yuo go...that was a smart tt cake william got!!!
hiya byrdie ..hows you then....? all good after a hectic day? not long now....
hiya pie, pauly ..ppqp det eloise ..hope you are all ok....have a good one big shout to all....
A young boy says to his father "Dad, our math teacher is asking to see you."
"What happened?" The father asks.
"Well, she asks me, 'how much is 7 * 9?' I answer '63' , then she asks, 'and 9 * 7?' so I asked 'what's the fecking difference?' "
"Indeed, what is the difference?" asks the father. ''Sure, I'll go.''
The next day, the boy comes home from school "Dad, have you gone by the school?" He asks.
"Not yet."
"Well when you do, come and see the gym teacher also."
"Why?" asks the father.
The boy explains, "Well we had a gym class today, and he asked me to raise my left arm, I did. Then my right arm, I also raised it. Then he asked me to lift my right leg, so I did. 'Now,' he says, 'lift your left leg,' so I asked 'What, am I suppose to stand on my d.ck!?'"
"Exactly," says the father. "Alright, I'll come."
The next day, the boy asks his father "Did you go to the school?"
"No, not yet."
"Don't bother, I got expelled."
Surprised, the father asks "Why did you get expelled?"
"Well, they summoned me to the principal's office, and sitting there were the math teacher, the gym teacher, and the art teacher."
"The f.ck was the art teacher doing there!?" asks the father.
"That's what I said" replied the boy.
How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One. Only ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it out they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they did, by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY?! BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS
...what was the question again?
When my wife left, I was sad and lonely.
So I got a dog, a new motorbike, met 2 women and blew a grand on drugs and alcohol.
She's going to go fcking nuts when she gets back from work.
The three unwritten rules of life:
1.
2.
3.
My wife said I should stop telling jokes because my punchlines are always crap.
Crap.
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