hiya folks ..hope we are all good today then?bt of a late start on here for me today...finished the wabbit hutch ..its in the garage...thats a job ive got to do ..tidy it all up .. aint the worlds tidiest person in the wureld!!so got to do that then orf to get some euros for next week.....
right brew time it is....all in ?
hiya kuya ..hows you today then?all good ..hows the diet going?hope well..howes the dog doing?peeing ok?
Hey Sam/..hows you ?all ok are you mate?yes it was brill at that boarding place ..couldve stayed there...hows work for you?easing off?glad you got the toons out...is Jo still banned????
hiya Lav..hows you today then?all ok?brew time for you....any guests today....?apart from running about like a loony..that crown came out again so had to go to the dentist....again!!he has put the permanent gunk in it not the temp stuff just means at the end of the day he has got to cut it out...5 days now then orf to Dublin...
hiya pauly ..hows you today ?el chillo are you?good for you ...
hiya pie ..you ok?
ns..hows you ?likewise ppqp..hope you are ok
det let us know you are ok...
mr g ..hows the strummin down there mate?
right orf to tidy up..if anyone has got the time ..this documentary is very interesting ..preenter is a bit of a clown but hey....
Ross Kemps Britain Season 1 Episode 3 Alcohol Abuse - YouTube
You know you're a redneck if…
1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.
2. You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter.
3. Your property has been mistaken for a recycling center.
4. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
5. You burn your yard rather than mow it.
LIFE BEFORE THE COMPUTER
1. An application was for employment.
2. A program was a TV show.
3. A cursor used profanity.
4. A keyboard was a piano!
5. Memory was something that you lost with age.
6. A CD was a bank account.
7. And if you had a 3 1/2 inch floppy you hoped nobody found out!
So two brothers are lost hiking through the forest, and to their dismay it starts pouring rain. They frantically call out in the woods (their in the middle of nowhere really and it's getting dark) and finally come across a medium sized cabin. The first brother knocks on the door and an older man in his mid 50's opens the door and asks what they want. The brothers plead with him desperately, they ask him if they can stay at his house for the night, so they can get out of the rain. The older man accepts and lets them into his house, but he says to them,
"You can stay here, but only on the condition that you DO NOT so much as touch my daughter."
The two brothers accept hastily, but then when the man leaves to sleep, the daughter walks out to greet them, and since she's beautiful the second brother has sex with her while the first brother keeps watch on the older man to make sure the woman's father doesn't catch them. The next day, they wake up to a shot gun poking their faces, and the father tells them to get up and says to them,
"For breaking the one rule I gave to you (the daughter told him), I'm forcing you both to do this favor for me. You will each go out into the forest and find 20 of one kind of berry or fruit inside my garden and pick it, then bring it back to me."
The brothers hurry out of the house to do as he says and after 15 minutes the first brother comes back with 20 strawberry's. The man pulls out his shotgun again and tells him to stick them up his butt as punishment. After the first few the brother winces, then after 10 he starts laughing. Surprised the father asks him what's so funny, and the brother says,
"My brother picked out watermelons".
The star of Cake Boss was arrested for DWI. Police interrogated him for 30 minutes at 350 degrees.
right brew time it is....all in ?
hiya kuya ..hows you today then?all good ..hows the diet going?hope well..howes the dog doing?peeing ok?
Hey Sam/..hows you ?all ok are you mate?yes it was brill at that boarding place ..couldve stayed there...hows work for you?easing off?glad you got the toons out...is Jo still banned????
hiya Lav..hows you today then?all ok?brew time for you....any guests today....?apart from running about like a loony..that crown came out again so had to go to the dentist....again!!he has put the permanent gunk in it not the temp stuff just means at the end of the day he has got to cut it out...5 days now then orf to Dublin...
hiya pauly ..hows you today ?el chillo are you?good for you ...
hiya pie ..you ok?
ns..hows you ?likewise ppqp..hope you are ok
det let us know you are ok...
mr g ..hows the strummin down there mate?
right orf to tidy up..if anyone has got the time ..this documentary is very interesting ..preenter is a bit of a clown but hey....
Ross Kemps Britain Season 1 Episode 3 Alcohol Abuse - YouTube
You know you're a redneck if…
1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.
2. You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter.
3. Your property has been mistaken for a recycling center.
4. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
5. You burn your yard rather than mow it.
LIFE BEFORE THE COMPUTER
1. An application was for employment.
2. A program was a TV show.
3. A cursor used profanity.
4. A keyboard was a piano!
5. Memory was something that you lost with age.
6. A CD was a bank account.
7. And if you had a 3 1/2 inch floppy you hoped nobody found out!
So two brothers are lost hiking through the forest, and to their dismay it starts pouring rain. They frantically call out in the woods (their in the middle of nowhere really and it's getting dark) and finally come across a medium sized cabin. The first brother knocks on the door and an older man in his mid 50's opens the door and asks what they want. The brothers plead with him desperately, they ask him if they can stay at his house for the night, so they can get out of the rain. The older man accepts and lets them into his house, but he says to them,
"You can stay here, but only on the condition that you DO NOT so much as touch my daughter."
The two brothers accept hastily, but then when the man leaves to sleep, the daughter walks out to greet them, and since she's beautiful the second brother has sex with her while the first brother keeps watch on the older man to make sure the woman's father doesn't catch them. The next day, they wake up to a shot gun poking their faces, and the father tells them to get up and says to them,
"For breaking the one rule I gave to you (the daughter told him), I'm forcing you both to do this favor for me. You will each go out into the forest and find 20 of one kind of berry or fruit inside my garden and pick it, then bring it back to me."
The brothers hurry out of the house to do as he says and after 15 minutes the first brother comes back with 20 strawberry's. The man pulls out his shotgun again and tells him to stick them up his butt as punishment. After the first few the brother winces, then after 10 he starts laughing. Surprised the father asks him what's so funny, and the brother says,
"My brother picked out watermelons".
The star of Cake Boss was arrested for DWI. Police interrogated him for 30 minutes at 350 degrees.
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