mornin all...the weekend starts here...so forget work ,just go n enjoy yourself!!been up since daft o clock this morn ,watch dawn break,wathced the horses in the field,then 2 fallow deer playing..then of course let the peskies out...lovely looking day today,defininetly tell summer is off on its holidays tho,the heating came on this morning..for the first time..out detecting tomorrow..
hiya tt..hows you?this is the end of your Saturday I guess ..hope it was ok for you..yep like you my hair is ultra fine..with a very very wide centre parting...
hiya Lav..so you got a s.(hit) (hed)load of work done yesterday?good for you ...and some weeding done too..heres a fine brew for you ...so ..I got the feeling you dont like Trump too much? ..in fact sounds like he is as welcome as Herod at a kids party...speaking of which..no not Herod ..kids ..you got them this weekend?I watched a documentary on the missing 9/11 flag ..pretty interesting ..tho why it went missing to start with is baffling..
was just about to say Jeeves is ok...but he has just jumped into a pot with roses in it ..for brekkie...
hey pauly ..hows you today then?all good ..hows the chicken diet going
I love it ..and smoked fish ..thats about it nowadays...mind you the way Im breaking teef .Ill be on soup soon..hows your teeth ?ok now?
Sam you sound pretty busy friend...hope all wnet well yesterday..you got any gigs lined up for the weekend?
hiya Mr G hows the ldu today ripper fella?
ppqp..hope you arent too busy for some you time
hiya pie,hows things with you this weekend
hiya sk ..you ok..still nervy about the move?
yo det hows you friend?
apologies to any Ive missed..
true story...
I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week.
Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor’s office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45am.
The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn’t have any time to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn’t going to be able to make the full effort.
So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable.
I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.
I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in.
Knowing the procedure, as I’m sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away.
I was a little surprised when the doctor said, “My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven’t we?” I didn’t respond.
After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal. Some shopping, cleaning and cooking.
After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, “Mommy, where’s my washcloth?”
I told her to get another one from the cupboard.
She replied, “No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it.”
Never going back to that doctor again……….. never.
I tweaked out a nose hair for the first time today to see if it hurt........
Judging by the reaction of the guy next to me on the train it looked pretty sore!!!
A man goes to visit his grandpa in hospital. "How are you grandpa? he asks.
"Feeling fine," says the old man.
"What's the food like?"
"Terrific, wonderful menus."
"And the nursing?"
"Just couldn't be better. These young nurses really take care of you."
"What about sleeping? Do you sleep OK?"
"No problem at all --- nine hours solid every night. At 10 o'clock they bring me a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet ... and that's it. I go out like a light."
The grandson is puzzled and a little alarmed by this, so rushes off to question the Sister in charge.
"What are you people doing," he says, "I'm told you're giving a
95-year-old Viagra on a daily basis. Surely, that can't be true?"
"Oh, yes," replies the Sister. "Every night at 10 o'clock we give him a cup of chocolate and a Viagra tablet. It works wonderfully well. The chocolate makes him sleep, and the Viagra stops him from rolling out of bed."
my daughter asked," i hope you're going to shave off that stupid moustache before we go on holiday? it's embarrassing. " i was stunned. bravest thing i've ever heard anyone say to the wife.
As I waited to be taken down to start my prison term, I was allowed a final minute with my wife.
I said "Listen Susan, prison is a horrible place that changes people for the worse, and when I come out I doubt I'll be the same man you know and love. For that reason, I don't expect you to wait for me, so get on with your life and try and meet someone else who can hopefully be a father to our children. Most of all though, just stay strong and be happy."
"Stay strong?" my wife snapped, "You're only doing a week for an unpaid parking tickets, you fcking muppet!"
Mrs Kelly :- How's the Ventriloquism going Paddy..???
Paddy :- Not Great.
Mrs Kelly :- But I got you that "Ventriloquism for Dummies" Book..???
Paddy :- I don't think the bugger has read it yet..??
hiya tt..hows you?this is the end of your Saturday I guess ..hope it was ok for you..yep like you my hair is ultra fine..with a very very wide centre parting...
hiya Lav..so you got a s.(hit) (hed)load of work done yesterday?good for you ...and some weeding done too..heres a fine brew for you ...so ..I got the feeling you dont like Trump too much? ..in fact sounds like he is as welcome as Herod at a kids party...speaking of which..no not Herod ..kids ..you got them this weekend?I watched a documentary on the missing 9/11 flag ..pretty interesting ..tho why it went missing to start with is baffling..
was just about to say Jeeves is ok...but he has just jumped into a pot with roses in it ..for brekkie...
hey pauly ..hows you today then?all good ..hows the chicken diet going
I love it ..and smoked fish ..thats about it nowadays...mind you the way Im breaking teef .Ill be on soup soon..hows your teeth ?ok now?Sam you sound pretty busy friend...hope all wnet well yesterday..you got any gigs lined up for the weekend?
hiya Mr G hows the ldu today ripper fella?
ppqp..hope you arent too busy for some you time
hiya pie,hows things with you this weekend
hiya sk ..you ok..still nervy about the move?
yo det hows you friend?
apologies to any Ive missed..
true story...
I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week.
Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor’s office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45am.
The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn’t have any time to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn’t going to be able to make the full effort.
So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable.
I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.
I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in.
Knowing the procedure, as I’m sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away.
I was a little surprised when the doctor said, “My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven’t we?” I didn’t respond.
After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal. Some shopping, cleaning and cooking.
After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, “Mommy, where’s my washcloth?”
I told her to get another one from the cupboard.
She replied, “No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it.”
Never going back to that doctor again……….. never.
I tweaked out a nose hair for the first time today to see if it hurt........
Judging by the reaction of the guy next to me on the train it looked pretty sore!!!
A man goes to visit his grandpa in hospital. "How are you grandpa? he asks.
"Feeling fine," says the old man.
"What's the food like?"
"Terrific, wonderful menus."
"And the nursing?"
"Just couldn't be better. These young nurses really take care of you."
"What about sleeping? Do you sleep OK?"
"No problem at all --- nine hours solid every night. At 10 o'clock they bring me a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet ... and that's it. I go out like a light."
The grandson is puzzled and a little alarmed by this, so rushes off to question the Sister in charge.
"What are you people doing," he says, "I'm told you're giving a
95-year-old Viagra on a daily basis. Surely, that can't be true?"
"Oh, yes," replies the Sister. "Every night at 10 o'clock we give him a cup of chocolate and a Viagra tablet. It works wonderfully well. The chocolate makes him sleep, and the Viagra stops him from rolling out of bed."
my daughter asked," i hope you're going to shave off that stupid moustache before we go on holiday? it's embarrassing. " i was stunned. bravest thing i've ever heard anyone say to the wife.
As I waited to be taken down to start my prison term, I was allowed a final minute with my wife.
I said "Listen Susan, prison is a horrible place that changes people for the worse, and when I come out I doubt I'll be the same man you know and love. For that reason, I don't expect you to wait for me, so get on with your life and try and meet someone else who can hopefully be a father to our children. Most of all though, just stay strong and be happy."
"Stay strong?" my wife snapped, "You're only doing a week for an unpaid parking tickets, you fcking muppet!"
Mrs Kelly :- How's the Ventriloquism going Paddy..???
Paddy :- Not Great.
Mrs Kelly :- But I got you that "Ventriloquism for Dummies" Book..???
Paddy :- I don't think the bugger has read it yet..??
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