When i'm 100, if i lean alittle, leave me !!

[Mackeral]

>>WHEN I'M 100, IF I LEAN A LITTLE, LET ME!
>>
>>The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair,
>>where the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place.
>>Grandma couldn't speak very well, but she could write notes when
>>she needed to communicate. After a short time out on the lawn,
>>Grandma started leaning off to the right, so some family members
>>grabbed her, straightened her up, and stuffed pillows on her right.
>>A short time later, she started leaning off to her left, so
>>again the family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left. Soon
>>she started leaning forward, so the family
>>members again grabbed her, then tied a pillowcase around her waist
>>to hold her up. A grandson, who arrived late, came up to Grandma
>>and said, "Hi, Grandma, you're looking good! How are they treating
>>you?"
>>
>>
>>Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the
>>nephew. "They won't let me f@rt."

[hart]

When i'm 100, if i lean alittle, leave me !!

LOL

[Saint Jude]

When i'm 100, if i lean alittle, leave me !!

:H Hey Macs! i've misse you!:h
Great to see ya!
:l

[irishlady]

When i'm 100, if i lean alittle, leave me !!

Hey, Mackeroo, where have you been ????

[MKR]

When i'm 100, if i lean alittle, leave me !!

Hey Macs, GREAT to see you back!! Funny joke too!

[Paddy]

When i'm 100, if i lean alittle, leave me !!

Good to see you Macks! Back with an old lady's fart! What an entrance to make! Great joke. The 100 year f@rt is on world tour by way of email already and cloud/brighten up the day of a few of my mates!